Lasse From, Leave a message,
Hello? It's René,
Fuck, fuck, fuck,,, Fuck,
That's fucking wrong!
Have I ever asked you for shit?
When I finally call, you have to forcefully pick up the phone,
So take it now, dammit,
Cock head,
- Yes? - Kim here,
- Hi Kim, - There has been a slight change,
They made amber in it when they ordered,
You must pick up the chairs in Holstebro -
- but the tables in Tvis,
Okay, Yes,
And then there was another thing,
Was it good?
Was what good?
Lasse, damn it,
The whole office can see on the GPS where you take your lunch break,
Shut up,
Calm, I have told them that there is also a butcher there,
- Lisbeth is also coming tonight, isn't she? - Yeah, damn it,
Oh yeah, It wasn't to interfere,
At least we'll see you for a little jäger,
- Yes that's fine, See you, - See you my friend,
But I'd rather fly in an airplane,
Motorway,
But I'd rather fly in an airplane,
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Yes?
Hi, it's me, I just want to know, are we in for a giveaway?
Or should I buy some flowers?
No, he doesn't want flowers,
I bought a really good bottle,
Okay, Fine,
- When are you home? - At five o'clock
Well, I'm not home before either,
- Have you had a lunch break? - Yes,
You didn't eat sausage mix on the grill, did you?
No, I ate my packed lunch,
- Did it taste good? - It was nice,
I also thought,,,
Maybe you should stop drinking too much tonight?
Just so we could be followed home,
It's not a funeral for the hell of it, We're going to a party,
Of course, I understand that,
- Where did you stop? - What do you mean?
Where did you have lunch?
Reach! Yes it was,,,
It was down at the rest area by Nissum Fjord,
Of course, It is so beautiful there,
See you later, okay? Drive safely,
Yes it is good, Hello,
You have one new message,
Hello? It's René,
Fuck, fuck, fuck,,, Fuck,
That's fucking wrong!
Have I ever asked you for shit?
When I finally call, you have to forcefully pick up the phone,
Shit!
Take it now, dammit,
Cock head,
To listen to your messages, press 1, To delete your messages, press 2,
Your messages are now deleted,
So move, you fat animal!
I'm going to get some chairs,
They are ready for you here, Do you want them all the way up the front?
Yes please, It is very fine,
Damn!
What the hell are you doing? What,,, Is that you, René?
What the hell are you doing? Have you gone insane?
You just had the brakes tested there,
What? So,,,
- Shit, a motherfucking box, - Hello?
What the hell are you doing, man? Hello? So,,,
Wow,
Shut up, man, So,,,
Shut up, man,
What the hell are you doing here?
Don't you have anything to eat? I'm fucking hungry,
I could have killed you, man,
You did that many years ago,
Do you want to stop that?
Nah,
- Stop that! - Can't you just drive?
You can't damn well jump out in front of the truck and then,,,
- So-so-so?
So hold on!
That's fucking disgusting,
Can't you just fucking drive?
So put on your seatbelt,
Hey, Put on a seat belt,
Satisfied?
Hey, Take those legs down,
- Shut up, you're sore about this bucket, - Yes,
But I almost live here too, right?
- Does your grandmother live here too? - What?
Or do you run a brothel? It is powerfully pimped,
- You've really grown up, - You've gone damn gray,
Okay, why the hell have you come?
I have heard your message, Do you lack money?
I have suffered, Take what you can use,
Do you do drugs since you have so much cash?
I haven't touched that shit since that time with your mother,
You haven't completely forgotten me after all?
Are you married or what? Got a new family?
No,,, So, There's one I see, right?
Who?
Lisbeth, damn it,
We live together, but we are not married,
Okay, sore,
Are you messing around?
What? Is that the problem?
Maybe she's fooling around? No, wait,,,
It's because she wants children,
Now it all went just as well, and then she desperately wants to have a young one,
You should probably attend a parenting course first, don't you think?
Can you shut up for two minutes? I'll have to take this one,
Yes?
I see you are heading towards Tvis, How did it go in Holstebro?
It went well,
Yes? Okay, Did you meet someone?
Yes,,,
So what? Uncle Lasse,
You old asshole, It's so much fun,
Your niece Line called the office -
- and then I sent her in your direction,
- Did she find you? - Yes,
Bye Bye,
Is she being interviewed? Hello again, Line,
You probably have a lot to talk about,
Line, you mustn't disturb Uncle Lasse when he's working, right?
The global company has its 50th anniversary, and Lasse comes with tables and chairs,
- And Line, you are welcome to the party, - Kim, it's nothing for her,
Shut up, Lasse, My nephew Torben is coming, He is a handsome guy,
- No,
I was also just curious, See you in a bit,
Yes, It is fine,
- What the hell did you say? - How does he know you were in Holstebro?
Damn GPS, The office can see where we are,
Why does he call you Line?
I didn't think you had told your new life -
- that you had forgotten a daughter in your old one, So now you have a niece,
Congratulations,
Have you baked?
- I'm going to get some tables, - How long will it take?
- It takes a moment, - I'm a bit busy,
Reach, What are you so busy with?
What is your plan? Are you going back to Copenhagen today?
No, It will probably take some time,
Reach, It's just because…
I'm going to a party, So it doesn't fit so well today,
Do you want to take a shower?
No, it's for,,,
The tailgate gets wet, Then you can't open without a towel,
- Do you have a cigarette? - No, I really have stopped,
Hello? Just a moment,
It's Karina,
Hello,
René? What the hell kind of number are you calling from?
So what?
- I've run away, - Milo! Milo, no, Lie down!
No, No, Down! Down, goddammit!
No, No, Tire! Tires, dammit!
- Lie down! - Hello?
Hello? Listen up, dammit!
You damn well don't shout, I do not want to do that, I hang up -
- if you just have to shout and scream,
I just wanted to say hi, Now that I had the chance,
You mustn't run away! What the hell are you thinking?
- I was examined this morning, - What?
I'm not doing anything wrong,
You shouldn't come here,
I don't want to get involved in your shit, René, Dont even think about it,
- Please just shut up! - Don't talk to me like that!
- I just wanted to say hello, - You're not supposed to talk to me like that, are you?
- No, but I,,, - Do you understand?
- Karina, damn it, I,,, - Keep your shit to yourself,
I don't want to get involved,
Mother?
Do you drive around stiff or what?
No! God, I don't, I couldn't dream of that,
You are fucking full of shit, As always,
Didn't have a place you needed to be?
Now I'm dropping you off over here, right?
Then you can just take the bus, There's a stop right there,
Thanks for today, It was nice,
Fuck you,
- Would you mind? - Fuck me in the fucking ass!
- Fucking shit door! - Are you five years old? So open the damn door!
Get away with you, you clingy drinker!
- You're a bitch just like your mother! - You yourself are a fucking weakling,
What the hell do you want?
Take your fucking money, They weren't the ones I came for,
- Why the hell did you come!? - Because I'm going to have an abortion!
René,,,
René, damn it,
René, damn it, What the hell did you say?
What the hell,,, René?
- It's so fucked up, - Stop now, René, So stop now,
- Now stand still for two seconds! - Let go of me, dammit!
Come here, you brat, So, so, so…
So, Dang it,,,
Calm, calm, calm, Stand still for two seconds,
Reach,
That's fucking shit,
We have to,,,
Come on in now, Damn it, René,
Came,
Now I'll drive you straight to the hospital, It is located by Holstebro,
I can't, damn it! That is the problem,
I am 14 weeks pregnant, It is too late to have an abortion,
The fucking doctor said I could apply for a waiver,
But I don't trust that one bit,
You must know a,,, stutter with a pair of pliers,
- I have to think about that, - It has to be now!
- Now? - Yes,
No,,, It won't work, René,
After all the crap you left behind, don't you think -
- that you owe me more than DKK 700?
Have I ever asked you for fucking shit?
I need some fresh air,
Hello?
Hi?
What the fuck are you doing?
What?
What the fuck are you doing?
I think, I'm breathing,
- You should try that, Breathe! - You are simply hiding,
No no, I'll check right then,,,
If everything is as it should be, It was something of a slowdown,
Do you think that abortion is wrong?
Yes,,, No, so,,, No,
Children are the root of all evil, There will be nothing but mess -
- with such a little brat,
Would I survive if I jumped out?
Now shut up, René,
Are you ready?
One, two, three, jump, Isn't that what people usually say?
Shut up,
One two,,,
- You don't go to fucking kindergarten, - Three, Now!
Before hell!
Ouch!
- What are you doing? Crazy bitch! - Breathe, right?
What the hell did you imagine? Should I then,,,
Stand and scrape yourself off the road?
So,,, Dirty,,, René, man,
Goddamn,
You know very well that I was never your father,
No, it's not for our family to be curling parents, is it?
Could you see me with a youngster on my arm?
I don't have a shit to give to such a little shit,
So will you help me?
Can't we look at it tomorrow?
- Tomorrow is too late, - What the hell does a day off or on?
I've run away,
From prison,
- What are you? - I've run away,
The police are looking for me, By the time they find me, it's too late,
I can't get an illegal abortion while I'm inside,
- You don't run away from prison! - You say!
Where are you sitting?
- Which prison? - "The snow"
I didn't realize they took women there,
So they do,
What have you done?
I tried to drive 212 kg of hash over the border,
- What do you get for it? - One year and 8 months,
I have 7 months left,
- What does the father say? - Do not know him,
Some powder-dick at a lokum on a weekend outing,
Help me fix this shit, Now we are even,
- What the hell do you mean by that? - Then everything is forgotten, That you slipped,,,
And I step out of your life, You never have to see me again,
Do we have a deal?
- It's Kim, - Hi Kim,
Stop! It must go over in the corner,
- Yes, what do you say? - I'll be a little late,
There must have been a detour, and we stopped on a bridge,
You won't be late, will you? There will be 120 guests shortly,
- Yes, I'm just a little late, - How much late?
Now we see, I'll call again,
- It's alright, - Hello,
- Yes? - It's me, honey,
I'm a little late, so you have to iron your shirt yourself,
The white one is really good, but have you even tried it?
You know what, I don't think so,,, I probably won't get home before the party,
Why not?
- Lasse, has something happened? - No, there was a bit of a queue,,,
I had to get the tables, Where the hell was that now?
Do I need to bring a shirt? Are you there at 17:30, Lasse?
- Now we'll see, right? - What do you mean?
- I don't want to be alone at the party, - No no, I'll probably get to it,
- Shouldn't you bring the chairs? - I'll call later, Bye Bye,
What?
Cool glasses,
Before hell, They were the only ones they had at that damn gas station,
Otherwise, they suit you very well,
Can't you just,,,
I have had three "discussions" behind me,
So I take a sip every fifteen minutes to soothe the pain,
Damn back,
Whatever,
I've put that crap behind me, I don't see those people anymore,
- But maybe Malee can help, - Who is Malee?
Malee is a Thai girl who fixes my back,
- A whore? - Yes, but she's a damn good masseuse,
- And then you get a "Happy ending" after she fixes her back?
- Shut your ass,
What the hell are you doing?
I drink whiskey with juice,
- You don't pour juice into vintage whisky! - Relax,
It's a gift, damn it,
Damn it, René, It is s,,,
It's too much power,
I have been given a number for a doctor in Thyborøn,
- Thyborøn? How the fuck is that? - It's the other way around!
- The goblin, - Sorry, what for?
Ole Nielsen,
Dave, I got your number from Malee,
Aha,
- I have a girl who needs help, - You'll have to find someone else,
- Sorry what did you say? - I'm on my way on holiday,
I have to be in Billund before 20,
Okay, I'll do it quickly, She has to have an abortion, Now,
I'll be back in two weeks, You are welcome to call there -
- if the problem is not solved before,
It has to be now!
Ole, it won't work, It has to be now, Right now,
I'm sorry, but I can not help you, I am on my way to Mallorca,
And I'm going to a party, They are waiting for me, but it must be today, Ole,
It's not because you don't get anything out of it, right?
Do you know my price?
Yes, Malee told me that one,
Yes, but forget it,
I'll have double that if it has to be now,
- It is fine, - Excuse me, should I have it again?
It is fine, You get double that,
If you're not here by 5:30 p,m,, I'm screwed, I have to catch my flight,
Okay, Then we are also damn busy,
I think,,,
We'll call for a taxi, and then we'll solve it that way,
Quiz time, Lasse-dad,
I have a scar on my back, Fairly silly actually,
Is it from A that I was beaten in prison?
Or B, the idiot who raped me?
Or C, the psycho mom was with after you slipped -
- who put out his cigarettes on me?
René, damn it,
Come on, What do you guess?
That's where I got you,
So your,,, force majeure,,,
Yes?
Lasse, Now I'm standing and sweating, Where are you?
- You should have been here by now, right? - I'm so sorry, Kim,
I don't think I'll make it,
- You must get some other tables and chairs, - Has something happened?
I have been delayed, That accident,,, And then I have to help my niece,
How the hell am I supposed to get 120 chairs on a Saturday afternoon?
- I do not know, - I don't know that either!
Now you ease your ass, and then you come with those chairs and tables,
- I can unload them somewhere! - What happens? Lasse!
I can't explain it right now,
Is it because you've been going to fuck those Thais again?
- I see you've been there again, - No no no,
I'm telling everyone about those whores, Lasse,
- I know, it's bullshit! - Yes, some shit! I can promise you that,
I don't really care if you break all the speed limits,
I need those chairs and tables now!
Yes,
I have known Kim for many years, He always comes up with something,
- Is it expensive? - Yes, like that,,, semi-peppery,
- I'll probably pay you back, - You do not have to, It is fine,
I don't fucking care, Just tell me what to do,
I can rob a tank or something, I do not care,
- What the fuck are you doing? - I hope you don't care,
If you don't care, we'll stop here, Then you can piss them off,
Now I'll drive you to Thyborøn, You don't have to do or pay a dime,
- But you shouldn't be indifferent, Okay? - Yes,
- Is that understood? - Yes, Relax,
- What are we doing here? - I have to collect money,
No, that's a big lie,
Down with you! Come, quick, You just shut up,
Not a word,
- Hey darling, - Lasse? What are you doing here?
I'll just get some papers and then I'll be on my way quickly,
And who is she?
- Who? - Her next to you, dammit,
- It's a niece who came by, - You don't have a niece, do you? Who is she?
Aren't you nice to remove that bike? I'm fucking busy,
- Who is she? - Would you mind removing the bike?
Lisbeth, damn it, Stop it!
My bike!
- Why didn't you just say,,, - Didn't I tell you to shut up?
Can't you take it or turn it off?
Lasse From, Leave a message,
Lasse! Lasse!
I'll keep calling until you pick up,
I mean, damn it,
- What the hell?! - You destroyed my bike!
- Yes I know, And,,, - It's totally smashed,
I'll probably buy a new one, but can we take it later?
No! Who the hell is that whore?
- Lisbeth, stop now, - You can just answer!
- Lisbeth, damn it, - Have you fucked her in my bed?
- She's not a whore, And I haven't fucked in any bed,
- You are so fucking full of lies! - I'm not a whore, I am his daughter,
What is she talking about? You can't have children then,
- Now you have to trust me with all your might, - I can't trust you!
I know you smoke! And who is she? Is she your niece or your daughter?
Why didn't you shut up you fat man?
Why doesn't she think you can have children? You don't lie about that!
I was actually trying to help you,
It was also a great help,
You mustn't smoke my cigarettes,
Lasse From, Leave a message,
Lasse! Can't you bloody understand the two of us have a deal?
You pose in half an hour, otherwise it's out on your ass and elbows,
- Do you understand? - Now that power can be enough!
No, damn it, Piss and shit!
Now I don't want to force them any more!
Hey, take care!
How about chilling and having a smoke?
No, I've fucking quit!
- It's Karina, - Mother?
So what? What will you?
- I don't want to argue with you, - No, You just have to talk properly,
So talk to mom properly, right?
When you got pregnant with me,,,
- Did you consider having an abortion? - An abortion? Why do you ask?
I didn't think about that, I didn't know either -
- how much piss and shit that came with it,
- I probably should have done that, Or? - Can't you be serious for two seconds?
I'm really serious, What will you? Why are you calling?
The police were by the way, It's not okay what you're doing,
What the hell is going on?
- I can't have them running here, - What have you told them?
Did you say something?
Did I say something? I do not know, You were so pissed off last time,
You're a fucking piece of shit and you're useless!
Now, I haven't exactly benefited from you either, have I?
I have never benefited from you either!
- Hello? - I thought you were supposed to talk nicely?
Hi Kim,
Bulder is standing with three courses of food, and he has no tables to set on!
They are located at the exit to Thyborønvej,
What do they do? You don't do that here!
I'm sorry, Kim, There is something more important right now,
- Shut your ass, Lasse! Listen up -
- The office can see that you are at home,
What the hell is going on?
You must apologize for that, Kim, I,,,
I really hope you can solve it,
What have you done with my GPS?
Do you remember it?
Oh Lord, won't you bless this night,
- Come on! - Me?
- Aren't you going to join, man? - No,
When the night comes to the city I say, I'm sleeping my day away,
I'm sleeping my day away, Away!
It's Ole, Where are you going?
- We are late, A quarter, - It won't work, I have to catch a flight,
Before hell, Ole, we're almost there,
If you're not here in a quarter of an hour, you can forget about it, Do you understand?
- Yes Yes,
Can't you just give me a smoke?
Yes?
- Kim, I would really like to explain, - Explain what? It is very simple,
You're fired,
Kim, damn it, We are friends,
Yeah, you're one heck of a friend, Fuck you, Lasse, Fuck you,
Give me a chance to explain what the hell is going on?
Where is my truck?
You'll get it back in no time,
I've reported it stolen, Lasse,
Damn, Kim,
We take the rest through our lawyers,
Shit, man,,, Damn,
Lasse?
- That is a powerful lie, - Fuck,
Okay, come on, Quickly! About behind the curtain, Hurry up!
And you completely shut up,
- Good evening, - Good evening,
It's the traffic police, Can I see the driving license and EU driving licence?
Yes,
It looks fine, Then I will ask you to open the door,
I need a printout of your driving record,
Thank you,
Yes?
A stolen truck has just been reported,
I'm just going to pick up a computer, A moment,
Listen, mate, Hey!
I have been drinking,
have you been drinking
- Yes, I had a few beers earlier, - Yes,
Well, then you have to breathe in this one, And you just have to breathe,
And good luck,
Came, Breath, breath, breath, A little more,
Yes please,
There is nothing here, It is clean,
Why do you say you've been drinking when you're sober?
You have to pull the curtain aside, You must not drive with it towed,
Come on,
Aside from that curtain,
You must have pulled the curtain aside,
Yes Yes, Power them then,,,
Okay, Well, that's fine,
Now you must drive carefully, And have a good evening,
Thanks,
Then you can climb back down, Shut up, man,
What the fuck is going on?
Either the alcohol runs straight through you, or the blower was fucked,
What the hell are you talking about?
You must have been drinking vodka all day!
God, I don't have one! Now shut up about that,
What is this then?
It's some sort of witch potion with herbs and crap that Malee makes,
She says it's good for the back, There is no alcohol in it!
I don't know if that shit works,
It is here,
Here?
Bye then,
Bye Bye,
Lisbeth?
What's going on, Lasse?
- Hello, - What?
Hey darling,
I can live with you lying about those cigarettes,
And drinks a little too much sometimes,
- Lisbeth, - But if you have another,
Or if you lied about something…
- Won't you let me explain? - You haven't said a word in six,,,
Six years,
And all of a sudden you have to explain,
Kim told me where you take your lunch break,
You know my back hurts,
No, Lasse, I don't know a damn thing about you, I have no idea who the hell you are,
You took the money from my birthday, You stole from me,
I know very well that,,,
It's a mess right now, isn't it?
It's no mess, Lasse,
You just totally ruined it,
It's over now,
My sister she will come in a little while and then we will empty the house of your things,
We put them in the garage, You can pick them up when I'm not at home,
I can't do it anymore, Lasse,
Do you love me?
Yes,
Do you do it?
Yes, damn it, Of course I do,
No you do not,
I couldn't do it,
You can just get fucking mad, okay?
Yes, I'm fucking selfish and…
It's a waste of both your time and mine,
Shouldn't you quit smoking then?
Yeah, like you?
What happened at the doctor?
I got scared,
Okay, I was fucking scared,
That's not a very good reason, is it?
I'm no better than my own mother,
Fucking selfish and piss weak,
So you better get your act together and do better, right?
Do you want to be a grandpa?
If I want to be a grandfather?
It is fine, I understand,
Cheers,
No thanks, I don't drink when I drive a truck,
Where are you going then?
Yes, I'm not going anywhere,
René, damn it,
There is probably no reason for the baby to be blind before birth,
I still can't swim,
Do you remember taking me to the swimming pool every Friday?
Yes,
That with,,,
- The thing about being a grandfather you talked about, - It doesn't really matter,
It doesn't really matter,
So,,,
It's probably the armor,
Lasse From,
Is it Lasse?
Yes?
Yes, it's Karina,
Where is Rene?
Karina? Why the hell do you have my number?
René has called me, What happens?
Have you spoken to René?
What the hell are you imagining, Lasse?
No mom, what the hell are you imagining?
René?
Listen up,
Lasse is not worth a shit, He just steps,
Listen to what your mother says,
My mother? You're not fucking my mother if you ever were,
No, I don't want to get involved in this,
- You could have become a grandmother, - What do you mean?
What are you talking about? I am your mother,
No,
I don't need you anymore,
I have a father now,
Lasse? Damn it, René,
Your father is some kind of asshole, But Lasse is damnably not your father,
René, damn it,
What? What the fuck are you talking about?
I say, he is not your father, René!
What? What the fuck are you saying?
He's not your father!
What the fuck are you saying? What is she saying?
René, drop the piss, Ik'?
Aren't you my father?
No,
What the fuck is going on?
René,
Go away, You must not follow,
- René, stop the hell! - Piss off!
René!
Why didn't you say you weren't my father?
I was sure you were told that years ago,
- Fuck you, - It doesn't mean anything!
I am your father!
No you are not, I do not know who you are!
I'm still the one who sat -
- in the fucking swimming pool every Friday and held your hand!
You remember it?
Yes, of course I remember,
But it doesn't change a fucking shit!
Damn René, Don't go out there!
It's freezing cold and there's electricity! Now come in!
I hate you! Do you understand? I hate you!
- René, I am your father, - No,
Yes I am! René!
What the fuck is this?
It's blood, What the hell is that?
What the fuck is going on?
René, come on, Come on in now,
Come on,
Come on, Rene, Come on in and I'll find some help,
Come on,
You have called the emergency center,
Good day, My name is Lasse From, I am sitting with my pregnant daughter,,,
Damn,
It's over, isn't it?
Yes, It wasn't exactly,,, This time,
It's fucking cold, huh?
Just like back then after the swimming pool,
Do you remember that?
We had been in the swimming pool all afternoon -
- and you damn well didn't want to go into that water, We just sat on the edge,
And finally we could get home because they were closing,
Put on your clothes and out the door, and the devil will take care of you,
You just ran, remember?
Through the kiosk and upside down in the water, And me afterwards with clothes on,
No, shut up man,
People were glaring like hell,
You little brat,