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<i>Christmas, huh,
the chicken wing of holidays,</i>

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<i>Yeah, I said it,</i>

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<i>A lot of work and definitely overrated,</i>

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<i>Don't get me wrong, I like a day off
just like the next guy,</i>

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<i>But give me Juneteenth
or the Fourth of July,</i>

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<i>Heck, I even get down
with Arbor Day,</i>

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<i>At least then you plant a tree
instead of chopping one down,</i>

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<i>And before you go calling me a hater,
you gotta know I have another big reason</i>

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<i>for not messing with Christmas,</i>

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<i>On this day,
everybody's expecting many gifts</i>

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<i>but not me, all I needed was one thing,</i>

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<i>So, I went all the way to the top,
to the one guy</i>

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<i>that I knew could help
with this one request,</i>

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Oh!

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What do you want for Christmas, pally?

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I already sent you a letter
to the North Pole,

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I'm a little behind on my letter-reading,
so, what'll it be?

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I want my parents to not fight,
Can you do that, Santa?

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I don't know, Maybe,

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My dad wants a collapsible fishing rod,

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He loves to fish,

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So, if you could bring him the rod
and he thinks it's from my mom,

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well, that'll solve everything,

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Is that your mom?

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Yeah, that's her,

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She look a little sad because
my dad's been gone for a few days,

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So, Santa, can you do that?

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Where do you live?

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<i>I thought it was a little weird
that Santa asked where I lived,</i>

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<i>but look, the guy has so much
to worry about on Christmas,</i>

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T<i>hings were going exactly
the way I wanted them to,</i>

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<i>My dad had come off his business trip</i>

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<i>and made it home
just in time for Christmas,</i>

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What's all this?

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Eddie asked if we could have
a proper Christmas,

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It's beautiful,

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<i>My family was finally together
for Christmas,</i>

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First time in forever,

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Yeah, it's been a long time,

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So we can make it all nice for Santa,

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Right, Dad?

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Yeah, because we wanna make it
nice for Santa, son,

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<i>Little old me had high hopes
for that night,</i>

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<i>I mean, if you can't count on Santa Claus,
who can you really count on?</i>

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<i>So, I bet on old Saint Nick,</i>

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<i>And for a moment,
I thought I rolled sevens,</i>

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Hey, you stealing our stuff?

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<i>But instead, I crapped out,</i>

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No, Dad, no!

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<i>But nope,</i>

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He's come to help!

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<i>It wasn't Santa at all,</i>

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<i>It was just that mall dude
in a rented suit</i>

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<i>there to take instead of give,</i>

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<i>While my pops was deckin' Santa's halls,</i>

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<i>Because of him,
that was the last Christmas</i>

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<i>we ever spent together as a family,</i>

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Stop!

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<i>That's when I learned
not to count on Christmas,</i>

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O<i>h, yeah, and by the way,
if he ever asks,</i>

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<i>don't give Santa your home address,</i>

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<i>♪ Jingle bell, jingle bell,
jingle bell rock ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Jingle bells swing
and jingle bells ring ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Snowin' and blowin' up bushels of fun ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Now the jingle hop has begun ♪</i>

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- Yuck,

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- You kidding me, every station,

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Well, hello, Baby Girl,
how are you today?

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So good, because it's Christmas Eve,

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Oh, yeah, that,

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It's so dumb how you don't like Christmas,

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Now, come on,
you know I like it just fine,

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I just don't like the music,
decorations, ornaments,

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the lights or the trees or the cookies,

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and the excessive shopping,

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You're a dodo,
Are you gonna come by later?

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Of course I'm gonna come by later,

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- I wouldn't miss it for the world,

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Hey, Baby Girl, I got another call,

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Okay, then I'll see you later,

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- <i>Bye, Grumpus,</i>
- Bye,

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- Moke, what up?
- <i>Hey, Merry Christmas from Atlanta PD,</i>

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<i>We need our favorite crisis counselor,</i>

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<i>- Can you get down to the arts center now?</i>
- Yep, I got you, I'm on the way,

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Moke, talk to me, what's going on?

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Check it out,

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Do I even wanna know
what he's doing up there?

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- Did you get a name?
- Nope,

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You can take the ladder up,

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Nah, I got this,

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I'll tell you when
to send it up for us, alright?

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Hey, good day to you,

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That's a nice beard, man,

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I've been trying to grow mine out

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and it just doesn't work
for some reason,

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- How you doing? You got a name?
- I'm Luther,

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Luther, I'm Eddie,
And it's a pleasure to meet you,

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- You police, Eddie?
- No, no, no, I'm a clinician,

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Social worker, I work with the police,

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I help people that might be
in some trouble

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but not the police-needing
kind of trouble,

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So tell me, Luther,
what are you doing up here?

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I just wanna be up here on my own,

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Okay, I get that,
but let me tell you something, Luther,

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My job, okay,
the most important part of my job

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is to never let someone
who feels sad and alone

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keep on feeling sad and alone,

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Yeah, well, I do feel
sad and alone today,

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Yeah, Christmas can be tough,

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That's right,

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Did you have good Christmases growing up?

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They were,,, they were the best,

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- Did your mom do the cooking?
- Yeah,

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My mom made the biggest darn roast
that you ever seen,

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Yeah, mine did too, man,

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- Did the meat fall off the bone?
- Straight off,

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- What about the baby carrots,
- And molasses,

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- Of course, yeah,

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- And red potatoes,
- Red potatoes, I love red potatoes,

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- Skin on or skin off?
- Skin on,

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What do you take me as,
a savage, Luther? Come on, man,

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You got a sense of humor, my man,

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What do you say we head on down, huh?

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I'll get you a bed
at Moonlight Mission, okay?

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Maybe Christmas
doesn't have to be so tricky,

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You believe that?

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I believe in baby carrots
and red potatoes,

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With the skin on,

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Hey, everybody, this is Luther,

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He's thinking about
heading to the Moonlight Mission,

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Let's send Doc Frawley by
to take a look at him,

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Call our girl Naomi over there
at Finnegan's Chop House too,

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tell them we'll need a few slices
of their finest roast,

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With all the fixings, right?

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My man,

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I'll be by tomorrow to check on him, okay?

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- Okay,
- Alright,

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You have a very Merry Christmas, Eddie,

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I don't know what that is
but it sounds awful,

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<i>♪ Y'all gon' make me lose my mind ♪</i>

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- <i>♪ Up in here, up in here ♪</i>
- Whoo!

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Yeah, that's more like it,

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<i>♪ Up in here, up in here ♪</i>

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<i>With Christmas Eve
just hours away,</i>

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<i>Congressman Conrad Harf
attends the lighting of the tree</i>

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<i>here in Lakewood, just outside
the Atlanta Moonlight Mission</i>

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<i>which provides transitional housing
and direct care</i>

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<i>to homeless men and women,</i>

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Hey, Luther, my man,

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Go on, get you that roast,

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A Christmas tree is like a pair
of warm open hands

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welcoming all to the season
of love and sharing,

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For me, the true wonder
of Christmas Eve

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is how it makes each of us,
no matter our age

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feel like little children,

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We are all one big family of man

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and the very best gift we can give

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is to help those who have the least,

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I mean that,

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<i>Always remember to be there
for your family, Atlanta,</i>

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<i>That was
Congressman Conrad Harf</i>

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<i>giving that inspiring
and thoughtful speech,</i>

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Hey,,,

166
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Hi, You look so shocked,

167
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What do you see, ghosts
from your past, present and future?

168
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Very funny, Hey, Baby Girl,

169
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Hi, Dad! We brought you Christmas dinner,

170
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Wow, You are dressed up
in red and green,

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In case you bring me
somewhere special,

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I have to look the part,

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Take this for me, Thank you,

174
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Hold it up, Okay,

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What's this about?

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This is about me having
a high degree of confidence

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that you were not gonna come by tonight,

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I didn't want you
to disappoint our child on Christmas Eve,

179
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Okay, so let me ask you,
what's the point of us doing therapy

180
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if you're not gonna let me
try and prove to you that it's working,

181
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Oh, Eddie, I was just giving you
a head start,

182
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The ham is the kind you like,

183
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- With the pineapple loops in it?
- And that brown sugar glaze,

184
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You know what? Forget about the therapy,

185
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Why don't we just go dancing tonight?

186
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Hmm,

187
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As tempting as that sounds, hmm, no,

188
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I have some last-minute shopping to do,
but please have my child home by 8:30,

189
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Wait, wait, You're leaving?

190
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Uh, yeah, I mean, it's the first time
in what, almost a decade

191
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that Daddy is not working on Christmas,

192
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Sounds like some
daddy-daughter fun time to me,

193
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- Daddy-daughter fun time?
- Your child loves Christmas,

194
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- Yeah?
- I know, I know,,,

195
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- Just have fun,
- I got it,

196
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- You know me,
- Okay,

197
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- I'm Mr, Fun,
- Alright,

198
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Bye, baby, I'll see you later!

199
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- Bye, Mom!
-  Have a good time,

200
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Put that food in the fridge,
your daddy'll leave it out on the counter,

201
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Oh, hold up,

202
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I still don't understand why
we have to wear these dopey things,

203
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It's called blending in,

204
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It's Christmas Eve,
which is the genius of the plan

205
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and also its inherent flaw,

206
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You can't just show up
at people's homes,

207
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This way, you look like
a bunch of happy carolers,

208
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but you're actually
collecting money for me,

209
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Yeah, call it Christmas camouflage,

210
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- That's a good one,
-  No, no, it's,,,

211
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I was just about to say that, so,,,

212
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Thank you,

213
00:11:25,583 --> 00:11:28,541
Here's a list of the people
you'll be collecting money from,

214
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Protect that iPad with your lives,

215
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Think of it as a bribery menu,

216
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Hey, so,,,

217
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Does your mother have any new friends
I should know about?

218
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- Really?
- You know, the type of friends

219
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that might take her for meals

220
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and put their arms around her
while watching <i>Black-ish,</i>

221
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Oh, you mean like Roger?

222
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- Um, do you have a green,,,
- No, no, no,

223
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Did you say Roger? Who's Roger?

224
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He wears a fur coat
and has tiny eyes,

225
00:11:58,708 --> 00:12:00,708
but still looks like Bruno Mars,

226
00:12:01,541 --> 00:12:03,875
Yeah, well, Roger sounds like a real jerk,

227
00:12:04,666 --> 00:12:06,875
Roger's my hamster, Dad,

228
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You messing with me of all people?

229
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You doing the dishes tonight,
you know that, right?

230
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<i>♪ Oh Christmas tree, Oh Christmas tree ♪</i>

231
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Dad, come look at this!

232
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Isn't that nice?

233
00:12:29,083 --> 00:12:31,708
They sound like a bunch of wounded ducks,

234
00:12:31,708 --> 00:12:34,458
Baby, I gotta go next door
and feed the Mannings' cat,

235
00:12:34,458 --> 00:12:35,666
They're in Cancun,

236
00:12:35,666 --> 00:12:39,166
- You wanna come?
- I would but Gabriel and Taniya

237
00:12:39,166 --> 00:12:41,041
are doing a routine,

238
00:12:41,041 --> 00:12:42,875
Okay, well, I'll be right back,

239
00:12:42,875 --> 00:12:45,291
- Don't go anywhere,
- Be nice to Pudding Foots,

240
00:12:45,291 --> 00:12:47,291
Or she won't come out of her hiding place,

241
00:12:47,291 --> 00:12:49,500
Her name's Pudding Foots,
I'm a grown man,

242
00:12:49,500 --> 00:12:52,208
- I'mma call her cat,
-  That's a cute name!

243
00:12:52,583 --> 00:12:55,041
I can't believe
you let him steal the iPad,

244
00:12:55,041 --> 00:12:56,708
Are we sure it's even in there?

245
00:12:56,708 --> 00:12:59,458
Of course it's in there,
We tracked it here,

246
00:12:59,458 --> 00:13:02,500
- Alright, let's go in there and get it,
- Wait, who is that?

247
00:13:02,500 --> 00:13:04,500
I dunno, kinda looks like John Legend,

248
00:13:12,833 --> 00:13:14,833
Pudding Foots,

249
00:13:14,833 --> 00:13:16,916
Oh, Pudding Foots,

250
00:13:16,916 --> 00:13:19,500
Here, kitty, kitty,

251
00:13:19,500 --> 00:13:21,208
Cat! Where you at?

252
00:13:21,208 --> 00:13:23,416
If my name was Pudding Foots,
I'd hide too,

253
00:13:23,416 --> 00:13:24,791
Where you at?

254
00:13:29,916 --> 00:13:33,083
I knew I should've started
CrossFit after Thanksgiving,

255
00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:39,833
Mm-hmm, I got those hippo hips,

256
00:13:39,833 --> 00:13:42,916
Got the baboon butt,
Now, look at me, I'm stuck,

257
00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:48,041
Excuse me, do you mind telling me what
you're doing in my neighbor's chimney?

258
00:13:48,041 --> 00:13:50,333
- Can you see me?
- Yeah, I can see you,

259
00:13:51,458 --> 00:13:53,583
What am I doing here, uh,,,

260
00:13:53,875 --> 00:13:56,125
I'm just,,, I'm just hanging out, you know?

261
00:13:56,125 --> 00:13:58,500
Doing an impersonation of a bat,

262
00:13:58,500 --> 00:14:01,166
If the bat was Prince,
You know, the singer,

263
00:14:01,166 --> 00:14:04,708
- So we call him Prince bat,
- I have no idea what you're talking about,

264
00:14:04,708 --> 00:14:07,958
But you gotta go, you in a lot of trouble
but I'mma get you out,

265
00:14:07,958 --> 00:14:11,750
- That'll be blissful,
- You ready? One, two,,,

266
00:14:11,750 --> 00:14:14,250
- Three!

267
00:14:16,875 --> 00:14:20,083
Wow,
I was really stuck in there,

268
00:14:20,083 --> 00:14:22,291
It's not because I gained weight,
you know?

269
00:14:23,125 --> 00:14:25,000
Anywho, can we forget all about this?

270
00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:28,083
Can we not tell nobody
about me trapped in the chimney?

271
00:14:28,083 --> 00:14:29,750
Plus, I got a long night ahead,

272
00:14:29,750 --> 00:14:32,166
I got things to do, as you can see,
Excuse me,

273
00:14:32,166 --> 00:14:35,125
Excuse,,,
Hey, do you hear me talking to you?

274
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,958
Hey, that's not your fridge,

275
00:14:37,958 --> 00:14:39,083
I mean, seriously?

276
00:14:39,083 --> 00:14:42,333
Simple dictums, tainted,
traditional, time-honored customs,

277
00:14:42,333 --> 00:14:43,875
What?

278
00:14:43,875 --> 00:14:45,458
Capers?

279
00:14:45,458 --> 00:14:47,708
So they got capers but no bagels, no lox,

280
00:14:47,708 --> 00:14:50,083
- No green onion shmears?
- What are you doing?

281
00:14:50,083 --> 00:14:52,500
I'm looking for cookies and milk,

282
00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:54,708
And they don't have either,

283
00:14:55,458 --> 00:14:57,625
They don't have neither,,, either,

284
00:14:57,625 --> 00:15:01,625
I've never been clear on the difference
between neither and either, are you?

285
00:15:02,083 --> 00:15:04,500
Neither matters right now because it seems

286
00:15:04,500 --> 00:15:06,958
as if you've broken
into my neighbor's home,

287
00:15:07,500 --> 00:15:10,000
Now, you seem a little confused,

288
00:15:12,125 --> 00:15:13,166
Are you confused?

289
00:15:16,125 --> 00:15:19,500
- Now, do you mind if I frisk you?
- Whoa, whoa, Hands McGee, okay?

290
00:15:20,083 --> 00:15:22,166
- Are you the police?
- No,

291
00:15:22,166 --> 00:15:23,791
But I work with the police,

292
00:15:23,791 --> 00:15:27,791
If I can be honest with you, you don't
really look like you work for the cops,

293
00:15:27,791 --> 00:15:31,625
You look like you sell copy machines
to people who don't want copy machines,

294
00:15:31,625 --> 00:15:33,333
- Bang,

295
00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:35,541
Official, You see that?

296
00:15:35,541 --> 00:15:38,166
- Atlanta Police,
- I can barely see that,

297
00:15:38,166 --> 00:15:40,333
Thought I left my glasses in the sleigh,

298
00:15:40,333 --> 00:15:42,250
Oh, they're right here,

299
00:15:42,250 --> 00:15:45,791
- In the sleigh?
- Yep, I have a sleigh,

300
00:15:47,333 --> 00:15:48,791
That's not obvious?

301
00:15:49,250 --> 00:15:51,833
- Sleigh?
- Okay, maybe this will jog your memory,

302
00:15:52,416 --> 00:15:56,000
"He sprang to his sleigh,
to his team gave a whistle,

303
00:15:57,166 --> 00:16:00,833
"and away they all flew
like the down of a thistle,"

304
00:16:00,833 --> 00:16:03,041
S,,, Stop! Stop talking,

305
00:16:03,583 --> 00:16:05,708
What are you doing in my neighbor's house?

306
00:16:05,708 --> 00:16:09,250
I am here to drop off gifts
to the Mannings,

307
00:16:09,250 --> 00:16:10,916
You know the Mannings?

308
00:16:10,916 --> 00:16:13,875
Of course, they're on vacation
right now in Cancun, right?

309
00:16:13,875 --> 00:16:16,791
They're about to come back
with these embarrassing cornrows

310
00:16:16,791 --> 00:16:18,875
which is really weird to see,
but it is what it is,

311
00:16:18,875 --> 00:16:21,750
Look, I've had a long night, I had
a mishap at another client's house

312
00:16:21,750 --> 00:16:24,833
and I'm over here having
another mishap with another client,

313
00:16:24,833 --> 00:16:27,541
Just a little fun fact about me,
I call them clients,

314
00:16:27,541 --> 00:16:29,958
Excuse me,
I got stuff to do, gifts to give,

315
00:16:29,958 --> 00:16:31,166
Hey,

316
00:16:33,291 --> 00:16:35,250
My man, you gotta stop,

317
00:16:35,250 --> 00:16:37,958
Alright, I'm gonna frisk you
just to be safe,

318
00:16:38,375 --> 00:16:41,583
You know something?
Have at it, frisk away,

319
00:16:41,583 --> 00:16:44,333
Now, watch out, though, I'm ticklish,

320
00:16:44,333 --> 00:16:45,583
- Turn around,
- Alright,

321
00:16:46,250 --> 00:16:49,208
You know, going around the globe,
giving out gifts,

322
00:16:49,208 --> 00:16:51,750
no creatures stirring, not even a,,,

323
00:16:53,208 --> 00:16:54,208
What is this?

324
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,125
Those are carrots,

325
00:16:56,125 --> 00:16:57,875
Those are apparently my snacks,

326
00:16:57,875 --> 00:17:01,708
The missus said I need to eat healthier
so she decided to give me carrots,

327
00:17:01,708 --> 00:17:04,000
She thinks this will wean me
off the cookies,

328
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:05,791
Hasn't worked so far,

329
00:17:06,875 --> 00:17:08,250
This is sad,

330
00:17:09,375 --> 00:17:12,125
- What's your name?
- My name is Nicholas Sinter-Claus,

331
00:17:12,125 --> 00:17:13,916
Nicholas Sinter-Claus?

332
00:17:14,458 --> 00:17:16,041
I'll slow it down for you,

333
00:17:17,208 --> 00:17:18,625
Sinter,,,

334
00:17:18,625 --> 00:17:20,833
Claus,

335
00:17:20,833 --> 00:17:23,500
Sinter-Claus,

336
00:17:23,958 --> 00:17:26,541
Oh, like Santa Claus,

337
00:17:26,541 --> 00:17:28,333
- Yes!
- That's cute,

338
00:17:28,333 --> 00:17:30,958
Wow, that was like pulling teeth,

339
00:17:30,958 --> 00:17:33,875
- And what's that for?
- This is my naughty and nice list,

340
00:17:33,875 --> 00:17:35,208
An iPad?

341
00:17:35,208 --> 00:17:38,666
That's right, we've modernized it
by still keeping it traditional,

342
00:17:38,666 --> 00:17:40,875
If I can get this thing unlocked,

343
00:17:42,250 --> 00:17:43,291
Wait,,,

344
00:17:46,333 --> 00:17:47,958
I can't unlock it,

345
00:17:47,958 --> 00:17:50,375
Somebody else
must've did the face recognition,

346
00:17:50,375 --> 00:17:52,708
Try your face, Okay, your face don't work,

347
00:17:52,708 --> 00:17:53,875
Well,,,

348
00:17:54,416 --> 00:17:56,375
Looks like I'm gonna have to freestyle,

349
00:17:56,875 --> 00:17:58,375
Oh, man, am I behind,

350
00:17:58,375 --> 00:18:01,875
If I don't make it back for sunrise yoga,
Mrs, Claus is gonna be mad,

351
00:18:01,875 --> 00:18:04,916
- She loves my flexibility,
-  So, we'll get you looked at

352
00:18:04,916 --> 00:18:07,000
and then we'll talk
about things from there,

353
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:11,291
- Oh no, I gotta call the boss,
- No, I will call the boss,

354
00:18:14,708 --> 00:18:16,458
Dad, is everything okay?

355
00:18:16,458 --> 00:18:20,416
Everything is fine, I just need to take
this nice man here to the doctor,

356
00:18:20,416 --> 00:18:23,166
I'm gonna call your mom
and tell her to come get you,

357
00:18:23,166 --> 00:18:24,625
What? Now?

358
00:18:24,625 --> 00:18:27,500
I know, it's just that this man
really needs help, okay?

359
00:18:27,500 --> 00:18:29,208
Umm, hey, how you doing?

360
00:18:29,208 --> 00:18:31,958
Your name is Charlotte, right?

361
00:18:31,958 --> 00:18:34,583
- How do you know her name?
- Yes, who are you?

362
00:18:34,583 --> 00:18:38,083
Come on, when you see all this,
you can't tell who I am?

363
00:18:38,083 --> 00:18:40,250
- What about the white beard?
- Yeah,

364
00:18:40,250 --> 00:18:42,250
Don't you think
if you gonna claim to be Santa,

365
00:18:42,250 --> 00:18:44,125
that you should include
his signature attribute?

366
00:18:44,125 --> 00:18:47,291
Okay, look, the whole
white beard thing is a myth,

367
00:18:47,291 --> 00:18:48,833
Started by the Scandinavians,

368
00:18:48,833 --> 00:18:52,625
As soon as they said I had a big
white beard and a little curly mustache,

369
00:18:52,625 --> 00:18:54,041
everybody believed it,

370
00:18:55,458 --> 00:18:59,458
Okay, fine, I dyed it, alright?
I'm going through a midlife crisis,

371
00:18:59,458 --> 00:19:03,000
I am 1,462 years old,

372
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:07,125
If I wanna look younger
for at least three years, I deserve that,

373
00:19:07,583 --> 00:19:10,416
So, you're Santa, huh?
When were you born?

374
00:19:10,875 --> 00:19:12,916
A lot of questions, little Oprah,

375
00:19:12,916 --> 00:19:15,291
- I was born in 200 AD,
- And where?

376
00:19:15,875 --> 00:19:18,166
- Alright, uh, Anatolia,
- What's Anatolia?

377
00:19:18,625 --> 00:19:19,875
And you're Gayle, too,

378
00:19:21,125 --> 00:19:23,208
Anatolia is what Turkey is now,

379
00:19:23,208 --> 00:19:26,750
You speak pretty good English
for a guy who was born in Turkey,

380
00:19:26,750 --> 00:19:27,875
I'm very diverse,

381
00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:31,291
I speak 172 languages and dialects,

382
00:19:31,291 --> 00:19:33,833
Baby, I'mma take you home first, alright?

383
00:19:33,833 --> 00:19:36,625
And then I'll deal with Mr, Sinter,,,

384
00:19:38,083 --> 00:19:39,083
Nick,

385
00:19:39,083 --> 00:19:40,958
You know something, I do need help,

386
00:19:40,958 --> 00:19:42,041
Luring my reindeer,

387
00:19:42,041 --> 00:19:44,166
The reindeer,

388
00:19:44,166 --> 00:19:45,916
How do you do that?

389
00:19:45,916 --> 00:19:47,875
Now, Prancer has separation anxiety,

390
00:19:47,875 --> 00:19:49,750
and Dancer hasn't been eating well,

391
00:19:49,750 --> 00:19:51,875
Yeah, he's got somebody with him,

392
00:19:51,875 --> 00:19:53,875
So, what do you want us to do?

393
00:19:53,875 --> 00:19:56,916
Dr, Galoshes said it could be
a stomach flu, I don't know,

394
00:19:56,916 --> 00:19:59,458
- Dr, Galoshes?
- Yeah, Dr, Galoshes,

395
00:19:59,458 --> 00:20:02,708
Dr, Galoshes is the best
penguin doctor in the North Pole,

396
00:20:02,708 --> 00:20:05,083
And see,
it's not because he treats penguins,

397
00:20:05,083 --> 00:20:08,458
it's because he's a penguin
that's actually a doctor,

398
00:20:10,125 --> 00:20:11,666
Now, check this out,

399
00:20:11,666 --> 00:20:14,208
This little clicker
is powered by Christmas spirit,

400
00:20:14,208 --> 00:20:15,666
Look at the sky right now,

401
00:20:16,875 --> 00:20:20,166
What you're about to witness
is a sleigh being pulled

402
00:20:20,166 --> 00:20:24,041
by eight bold and beautiful reindeer,

403
00:20:31,625 --> 00:20:33,416
Must have mis-paired the Bluetooth,

404
00:20:33,416 --> 00:20:37,416
Baby, as you can see, this guy
definitely needs some help, okay?

405
00:20:37,416 --> 00:20:40,083
He's trying to call reindeer
out of the sky,

406
00:20:40,083 --> 00:20:43,791
I'm gonna drop you off first
and take this man where he needs to go,

407
00:20:43,791 --> 00:20:46,708
You know something,
I definitely need to be checked out,

408
00:20:46,708 --> 00:20:49,083
I'll check on these reindeer later,
you know?

409
00:20:49,083 --> 00:20:51,125
Yeah, we should do that,

410
00:20:51,125 --> 00:20:52,333
Like I've been saying,

411
00:20:59,291 --> 00:21:00,291
What?

412
00:21:01,083 --> 00:21:02,750
Santa fun fact number two,

413
00:21:02,750 --> 00:21:04,833
- I sweat glitter,

414
00:21:04,833 --> 00:21:06,416
That is so cool!

415
00:21:06,416 --> 00:21:07,791
Here we are,,,

416
00:21:09,708 --> 00:21:11,375
Comet, Vixen,,,

417
00:21:11,375 --> 00:21:14,041
Bro, you doing way too much,

418
00:21:17,291 --> 00:21:19,333
- You know my friend, David Banks?
- Yeah?

419
00:21:19,333 --> 00:21:21,208
His dad said that Santa is Black,

420
00:21:21,208 --> 00:21:23,333
They just changed all the history books,

421
00:21:23,333 --> 00:21:25,500
First of all,
I love little Davie Banks,

422
00:21:25,500 --> 00:21:27,041
He is having an amazing year,

423
00:21:27,041 --> 00:21:30,208
that's one kid who won't be getting
cauliflower this year,

424
00:21:31,208 --> 00:21:34,625
- Cauliflower?
- Yeah, we phased out coal a few years ago

425
00:21:34,625 --> 00:21:37,583
'cause of the whole ecological,
you know, stuff going on,

426
00:21:37,583 --> 00:21:39,416
Burning coal, there's a lot of it,

427
00:21:39,416 --> 00:21:42,458
So, if you're naughty, you get a lump
of cauliflower in your stocking,

428
00:21:42,458 --> 00:21:44,250
Dad, he is really Santa!

429
00:21:44,875 --> 00:21:47,291
My real name is Nicholas Sinter-Claus,

430
00:21:47,916 --> 00:21:49,500
Hyphenated, Santo,

431
00:21:49,500 --> 00:21:51,541
You know, I took Mrs, Claus' last name,

432
00:21:51,541 --> 00:21:54,208
We're progressive up there,
you gotta move with the times,

433
00:21:54,208 --> 00:21:58,541
But I also got a few nicknames,
we got K Cringe, we got S Clau,

434
00:21:58,541 --> 00:22:00,541
we got Ro-ho-ho,

435
00:22:00,541 --> 00:22:03,416
Oh, my favorite, Gifty McPresents,

436
00:22:03,958 --> 00:22:05,041
The Third,

437
00:22:05,041 --> 00:22:07,583
Okay, so, if you're really Santa Claus,

438
00:22:07,583 --> 00:22:10,333
then tell me
what Charlotte wants for Christmas,

439
00:22:10,750 --> 00:22:14,291
First of all, she wants
a <i>Rise Up, Sing Out</i> t-shirt, right?

440
00:22:14,291 --> 00:22:17,208
Number two, she wants
the Anna and Elsa dolls,

441
00:22:17,208 --> 00:22:19,083
'cause she loves <i>Frozen,</i>

442
00:22:19,083 --> 00:22:21,375
She wants a pretend make-up kit

443
00:22:21,375 --> 00:22:24,791
and lastly, she wants a pink scooter,

444
00:22:24,791 --> 00:22:27,583
He's right! Oh my gosh, see Dad?

445
00:22:28,125 --> 00:22:32,000
I've never met an eight-year-old girl
that did not want a pretend make-up set,

446
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:35,666
Eddie, would you happen
to have some cookies

447
00:22:35,666 --> 00:22:38,000
or other affiliated baked goods?

448
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:40,875
I'd take a Girl Scout cookie,
a vanilla wafer,

449
00:22:40,875 --> 00:22:43,125
I'd do oatmeal raisin,
I just need a cookie,

450
00:22:43,125 --> 00:22:45,500
Oh and look,
I got a doctor's note right here

451
00:22:45,500 --> 00:22:47,500
that says I can have the snacks,

452
00:22:47,500 --> 00:22:49,500
Let me guess, from a penguin?

453
00:22:49,500 --> 00:22:51,958
No, from my other doctor,
Dr, Buttons,

454
00:22:51,958 --> 00:22:56,875
Look, I'm sorry for the penmanship,
Dr, Buttons is a cat that paints,

455
00:22:56,875 --> 00:23:00,250
- W,,, Where did you get this?
- My secret Santa pocket,

456
00:23:01,666 --> 00:23:03,250
I checked all your pockets,

457
00:23:03,708 --> 00:23:06,958
Yeah, that's why it's called
a secret pocket,

458
00:23:06,958 --> 00:23:08,958
I keep all types of things in there,

459
00:23:08,958 --> 00:23:11,791
I got reindeer food in there,
uh, I keep yak repellent,

460
00:23:11,791 --> 00:23:13,708
Oh, I got tinsel, like, removers,

461
00:23:13,708 --> 00:23:17,125
a little brush, you knock
the tinsel right off, comes off easily,

462
00:23:17,125 --> 00:23:20,166
Also, do you understand
that I'm missing work right now?

463
00:23:20,166 --> 00:23:22,125
This is the first time
in thousands of years,

464
00:23:22,125 --> 00:23:24,000
I've never missed a night,

465
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:27,041
Sorry, Nick, my dad
sort of hates Christmas,

466
00:23:28,333 --> 00:23:31,125
That's okay, Charlotte,
he has his reasons,

467
00:23:32,458 --> 00:23:35,041
Hey, what are you talking about,
I have my reasons?

468
00:23:35,041 --> 00:23:36,333
What does that mean?

469
00:23:36,333 --> 00:23:39,083
Eddie, I know everything,

470
00:23:39,083 --> 00:23:42,083
I know everything,
that's not just like a slogan,

471
00:23:42,083 --> 00:23:44,291
- No, it is a fact,
- I'm sorry, wait, wait,

472
00:23:45,291 --> 00:23:47,666
What's that smell? Do y'all smell that?

473
00:23:48,583 --> 00:23:50,875
-  What is that?
- What smell?

474
00:23:50,875 --> 00:23:53,666
I don't know, it kinda smells like,,,
Like cinnamon,

475
00:23:55,583 --> 00:23:57,291
That would be me,

476
00:23:57,291 --> 00:24:00,458
- What would be you?
- Santa fun fact, it's number three,

477
00:24:01,708 --> 00:24:04,500
Santa farts smell like cinnamon,

478
00:24:04,500 --> 00:24:06,458
- I'm sorry, what?

479
00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:10,458
Oh, there he is,

480
00:24:19,916 --> 00:24:21,916
- Pull over,

481
00:24:21,916 --> 00:24:23,791
- What?
-  Pull over!

482
00:24:23,791 --> 00:24:25,125
No,

483
00:24:27,375 --> 00:24:28,916
What are they, nuts?

484
00:24:30,250 --> 00:24:31,250
Oh no!

485
00:24:32,666 --> 00:24:35,833
- Man, who are they?
- It looks like a snowman and an elf,,,

486
00:24:35,833 --> 00:24:38,375
And a nutcracker,
AKA every Tuesday at my house,

487
00:24:40,208 --> 00:24:41,791
Are you kidding me? Go!

488
00:24:52,541 --> 00:24:55,833
- Oh,,, Oh no!

489
00:25:00,541 --> 00:25:01,791
I think we lost them,

490
00:25:01,791 --> 00:25:03,791
- Are you okay, baby?
- Yeah,

491
00:25:03,791 --> 00:25:05,000
What was that?

492
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:07,458
Man, you know people
get crazy on Christmas Eve,

493
00:25:07,458 --> 00:25:10,291
- This stuff happens all the time,
- Come on, come on,

494
00:25:10,291 --> 00:25:13,166
No, no, don't do this to me now,

495
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:23,583
Unbelievable,

496
00:25:27,291 --> 00:25:29,041
-  Hello?
- We lost him,

497
00:25:29,041 --> 00:25:30,666
How is that possible?

498
00:25:30,666 --> 00:25:33,291
I don't know, it's been a long night, sir,

499
00:25:33,291 --> 00:25:35,791
- You know what else is long, Mary?
- <i>What's that?</i>

500
00:25:35,791 --> 00:25:38,125
- Prison sentences,
- Oh, Congressman,,,

501
00:25:38,125 --> 00:25:41,583
But let's not torture ourselves
thinking about what can happen to us

502
00:25:41,583 --> 00:25:43,750
if that thing falls into the wrong hands,

503
00:25:43,750 --> 00:25:44,875
My house is a wreck!

504
00:25:44,875 --> 00:25:47,291
- I know, I'm sorry, sir,
<i>- Bologna soup,</i>

505
00:25:47,291 --> 00:25:49,583
Fish patties, Turkey-fried turkey,

506
00:25:49,583 --> 00:25:52,125
These are some of the things
they serve in prison,

507
00:25:52,125 --> 00:25:55,125
<i>Which is where we will end up
if you don't find that iPad,</i>

508
00:25:55,500 --> 00:25:56,625
Hold on a moment,

509
00:25:56,625 --> 00:25:59,125
A few
of my constituents are here,

510
00:25:59,125 --> 00:26:02,958
<i>♪ Glory to God ♪</i>

511
00:26:02,958 --> 00:26:04,958
-  <i>We'll get them, sir,</i>
- Shut up,

512
00:26:06,416 --> 00:26:19,458
<i>♪ O come let us adore Him ♪</i>

513
00:26:19,458 --> 00:26:23,333
<i>♪ Christ the Lord ♪</i>

514
00:26:23,333 --> 00:26:28,250
Find him, find him, find him,
you have the capability,

515
00:26:29,041 --> 00:26:31,750
Bring me that Santa Claus!

516
00:26:36,416 --> 00:26:38,333
Hold on, okay? I'm gonna call a cab,

517
00:26:39,375 --> 00:26:41,666
Just gimme a second, we'll be okay,

518
00:26:52,625 --> 00:26:54,291
<i>♪ O'er the fields we go ♪</i>

519
00:26:55,500 --> 00:26:58,291
You have a phone?
Mine's picking up some weird signal,

520
00:26:58,291 --> 00:27:01,208
I don't need a cell phone,
If I need to message somebody,

521
00:27:01,208 --> 00:27:03,208
all I gotta do
is call my flock of puffins,

522
00:27:03,208 --> 00:27:04,291
Check this out,

523
00:27:05,166 --> 00:27:06,666
Puffins!

524
00:27:10,875 --> 00:27:12,166
Ka-ka-ka-ka!

525
00:27:14,958 --> 00:27:16,375
P,,, Puffins?

526
00:27:19,125 --> 00:27:21,041
You know something, I forgot,

527
00:27:21,041 --> 00:27:22,875
I gave them the holidays off,

528
00:27:24,500 --> 00:27:27,541
This is what I'm gonna go,
I'mma take you down to Atlanta PD,

529
00:27:27,541 --> 00:27:29,708
See, I got a friend named Bobby Carlotta,

530
00:27:29,708 --> 00:27:32,250
I went to high school with him,
now he's a detective

531
00:27:32,250 --> 00:27:35,541
and he can get you to the hospital,
get you the help that you need,

532
00:27:35,541 --> 00:27:37,000
Simple as that,

533
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:40,375
Then you and I, Baby Girl,
we can go to your mom's and wait,

534
00:27:40,375 --> 00:27:42,791
I can't believe she's still out shopping,

535
00:27:42,791 --> 00:27:44,625
Oh, she loves last-minute shopping,

536
00:27:44,625 --> 00:27:47,625
Which is fine by me, Shop, mamma, shop!

537
00:27:47,625 --> 00:27:49,708
Ooh, I love that, Shop, mamma, shop,

538
00:27:49,708 --> 00:27:51,625
- Shop, mamma, shop!
- Shop, mamma, shop!

539
00:27:51,625 --> 00:27:53,916
- Please don't stop,
- Please don't stop,

540
00:27:53,916 --> 00:27:56,250
- Go to all the stores,
- By them gifts galore,

541
00:27:56,250 --> 00:27:57,916
Shop, mamma, shop!

542
00:27:59,125 --> 00:28:02,250
- Wow, that was fun,
- Y'all make such a great little team,

543
00:28:02,250 --> 00:28:04,625
- She's amazing,
-  I love it, Um,,,

544
00:28:06,125 --> 00:28:08,833
When I bring you in,
I'mma do you a little solid, okay?

545
00:28:08,833 --> 00:28:11,750
When I talk to Bobby,
I won't mention the breaking and entering,

546
00:28:11,750 --> 00:28:15,125
Okay? I'm just gonna let him know
that you might be an individual

547
00:28:15,125 --> 00:28:17,250
that is going through a bit of a crisis,

548
00:28:17,250 --> 00:28:19,500
- And needs an evaluation,
- Mm-hmm,

549
00:28:19,500 --> 00:28:21,166
You get where I'm coming from?

550
00:28:21,166 --> 00:28:22,583
- Oh, I got you,
- Okay,

551
00:28:22,583 --> 00:28:24,416
But you know who you need to help?

552
00:28:24,875 --> 00:28:27,708
Bobby Carlotta, your classmate,

553
00:28:28,375 --> 00:28:31,250
Loves Union Pacific train sets,
that's right,

554
00:28:31,958 --> 00:28:33,833
I've given him one every Christmas,

555
00:28:33,833 --> 00:28:36,875
But he doesn't want nobody
in the precinct to know

556
00:28:36,875 --> 00:28:41,500
that he loves to sit at home
and play with train sets,

557
00:28:41,500 --> 00:28:42,833
Got me?

558
00:28:43,416 --> 00:28:45,708
Yeah, got you,

559
00:28:46,208 --> 00:28:49,375
Just like you're a grown man
acting like Santa,

560
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:51,291
Kinda like that?

561
00:28:58,375 --> 00:29:01,208
- Anything?
- No, we lost him,

562
00:29:01,666 --> 00:29:03,791
Oh, wait, there he is, We got him,

563
00:29:03,791 --> 00:29:06,416
-  Where?
- Up here, make a left at the light,

564
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:20,291
Hey, how's it going?

565
00:29:20,291 --> 00:29:24,416
- I'm just checking on y'all,
- Listen, she is having a ball,

566
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:27,833
Oh, really? Well, that is amazing,

567
00:29:27,833 --> 00:29:32,083
Well, I was hoping that maybe
once you drop her off,

568
00:29:32,541 --> 00:29:36,500
<i>we could have a drink,
'cause I found this really cute recipe</i>

569
00:29:36,500 --> 00:29:39,250
for peppermintinis
where you coat the glass

570
00:29:39,250 --> 00:29:40,875
with crushed candy cane and,,,

571
00:29:40,875 --> 00:29:43,458
Wow, that definitely sounds great,

572
00:29:43,458 --> 00:29:45,708
- <i>We might be just a little late,</i>
- Wait, why?

573
00:29:45,708 --> 00:29:46,791
<i>Um,,,</i>

574
00:29:47,833 --> 00:29:50,583
Daddy-daughter fun times,
just like you said,

575
00:29:50,583 --> 00:29:52,875
<i>Daddy-daughter fun time, [chuckles]</i>

576
00:29:52,875 --> 00:29:56,458
Okay, well, I'm finishing up
this last-minute shopping

577
00:29:56,458 --> 00:29:59,666
and I'll see you soon for peppermintinis,

578
00:29:59,666 --> 00:30:01,500
Yeah, can't wait,

579
00:30:01,500 --> 00:30:03,041
<i>Okay, bye,</i>

580
00:30:05,625 --> 00:30:07,625
We really need to get home,

581
00:30:07,625 --> 00:30:10,083
Mom and Dad are separated,
they see a therapist,

582
00:30:10,083 --> 00:30:12,833
- Charlotte,
- It's nothing to be embarrassed about,

583
00:30:12,833 --> 00:30:16,166
Therapy's a good thing,
Me and Mrs, Claus see a therapist too,

584
00:30:16,166 --> 00:30:17,875
Let me guess, another penguin?

585
00:30:17,875 --> 00:30:20,500
No, our therapist is not a penguin, Eddie,

586
00:30:20,500 --> 00:30:22,291
He's a walrus,

587
00:30:22,291 --> 00:30:24,208
That's right, Arturio Tuskanini,

588
00:30:24,208 --> 00:30:27,625
- Tuskanini?
- Mm-hmm, Dr, Arturio Tuskanini,

589
00:30:28,708 --> 00:30:31,375
Look, Eddie, me and the missus
have rough patches too,

590
00:30:31,375 --> 00:30:33,250
We've been married for centuries,

591
00:30:33,250 --> 00:30:36,333
- Every couple has problems,
- Centuries,,,

592
00:30:36,333 --> 00:30:37,791
So, what's triggering you?

593
00:30:37,791 --> 00:30:40,041
Hey, that's really none of your business,

594
00:30:40,041 --> 00:30:41,416
I would like to know too,

595
00:30:41,416 --> 00:30:43,125
Why don't you and Mom get along?

596
00:30:43,125 --> 00:30:45,916
Hey, hey, we get along just fine,

597
00:30:45,916 --> 00:30:50,000
It's just sometimes, people,
they,,, they stop fitting together,

598
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:51,166
Alright?

599
00:30:54,375 --> 00:30:55,833
I will admit, I,,,

600
00:30:56,833 --> 00:30:58,916
I don't like when she gets sad either,

601
00:31:02,458 --> 00:31:06,000
I think that there's some things
about tonight we can just leave out,

602
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:08,125
I mean, like us being downtown,

603
00:31:09,500 --> 00:31:10,875
-  Gotta dash,
- Nick!

604
00:31:11,541 --> 00:31:12,541
Nick!

605
00:31:16,708 --> 00:31:18,000
Nick!

606
00:31:22,250 --> 00:31:23,416
We got you!

607
00:31:23,416 --> 00:31:25,625
- Come on, Charlotte,
- What about his bag?

608
00:31:25,625 --> 00:31:28,083
Don't worry about it,
this man needs our help,

609
00:31:34,125 --> 00:31:35,125
Let's go,

610
00:31:35,750 --> 00:31:39,500
Okay, listen baby,
whatever you do, do not let go of my hand,

611
00:31:39,500 --> 00:31:41,750
Don't worry, I'll protect you,

612
00:31:43,750 --> 00:31:45,125
There's too many of them,

613
00:31:46,791 --> 00:31:47,791
Oh, sorry,

614
00:31:49,750 --> 00:31:51,083
Hey-hey!

615
00:31:51,083 --> 00:31:52,625
Where is your outfit?

616
00:31:52,625 --> 00:31:54,041
My bad, my bad,

617
00:31:57,833 --> 00:32:00,208
<i>♪ Don we now our gay apparel ♪</i>

618
00:32:00,666 --> 00:32:02,708
This place is great!

619
00:32:02,708 --> 00:32:05,666
This is definitely
a recurring nightmare I've had,

620
00:32:05,666 --> 00:32:08,500
Let's hurry up and find him
so we can get out of here,

621
00:32:08,500 --> 00:32:11,375
<i>♪ Fa la la la la, la la la la ♪</i>

622
00:32:13,541 --> 00:32:14,541
Let's go,

623
00:32:16,083 --> 00:32:19,333
<i>♪ Fa la la la la, la la la la ♪</i>

624
00:32:19,791 --> 00:32:23,625
<i>♪ Strike the harp and join the chorus ♪</i>

625
00:32:23,625 --> 00:32:27,000
<i>♪ Fa la la la la, la la la la ♪</i>

626
00:32:27,666 --> 00:32:31,416
<i>♪ Follow me in merry measure ♪</i>

627
00:32:31,416 --> 00:32:34,875
<i>♪ Fa la la, la la la, la la la ♪</i>

628
00:32:34,875 --> 00:32:38,791
<i>♪ While I tell of Yuletide treasure ♪</i>

629
00:32:38,791 --> 00:32:42,416
<i>♪ Fa la la la la, la la la la ♪</i>

630
00:32:44,916 --> 00:32:47,125
<i>Alright, everybody,
let's keep things going,</i>

631
00:32:47,125 --> 00:32:50,208
<i>We got a special guest for you,
he's got an oldie but goodie</i>

632
00:32:50,208 --> 00:32:52,541
<i>he wants to sing,
I know you gonna like it,</i>

633
00:32:53,916 --> 00:32:56,708
- Do you see him?
- I see lots of him,

634
00:32:56,708 --> 00:32:58,625
I can't tell them apart,

635
00:33:02,250 --> 00:33:06,541
<i>♪ Out of all the reindeer,
you are the mastermind ♪</i>

636
00:33:06,541 --> 00:33:07,916
<i>♪ The mastermind ♪</i>

637
00:33:07,916 --> 00:33:12,500
<i>♪ Run, run, Rudolph,
Randolph ain't too far behind ♪</i>

638
00:33:13,625 --> 00:33:15,250
<i>♪ So run, run, Rudolph ♪</i>

639
00:33:15,250 --> 00:33:17,166
<i>♪ Santa's gotta make it to town ♪</i>

640
00:33:17,166 --> 00:33:19,375
<i>♪ Make it to town
Make it to town ♪</i>

641
00:33:19,375 --> 00:33:20,458
Excuse me,

642
00:33:20,458 --> 00:33:23,708
<i>♪ Santa make him hurry, tell him
he can take the freeway down ♪</i>

643
00:33:25,416 --> 00:33:26,958
No!

644
00:33:26,958 --> 00:33:29,000
<i>♪ I'm reeling like a merry-go-round ♪</i>

645
00:33:31,041 --> 00:33:34,333
<i>♪ Said Santa to a boy,
Child, what have you been longing for? ♪</i>

646
00:33:34,333 --> 00:33:36,791
Come on, Dad,

647
00:33:37,291 --> 00:33:41,083
<i>♪ All I want for Christmas
is a rock-n-roll electric guitar ♪</i>

648
00:33:42,583 --> 00:33:46,666
<i>♪ And away went Rudolph
Whizzing like a shooting star ♪</i>

649
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:51,166
Coming through,

650
00:33:51,958 --> 00:33:53,291
Out the way, out the way,

651
00:33:53,291 --> 00:33:55,833
Hey Nick, Hey, hey, Nick!

652
00:33:56,625 --> 00:33:59,291
Hey, Nick, it's Charlotte!

653
00:33:59,291 --> 00:34:02,000
Oh, hey, Charlotte, come on up here,
She's good,

654
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:05,666
- Hey, hey, man, what are you doing?
- What you got? Show me what you got,

655
00:34:05,666 --> 00:34:07,750
That's my daughter, bro,
What you doing?

656
00:34:10,083 --> 00:34:11,708
Okay, okay, that's impressive,

657
00:34:11,708 --> 00:34:14,333
But let me show you
what we do at the North Pole,

658
00:34:14,333 --> 00:34:17,416
Check this out, this here's
called the North Pole shimmy,

659
00:34:17,416 --> 00:34:20,166
-  That's right,
- Ooh! Yeah!

660
00:34:22,875 --> 00:34:25,166
-  Baby, hey!
- Dad, come on up,

661
00:34:25,166 --> 00:34:26,791
Yeah, yeah, he's good,

662
00:34:29,916 --> 00:34:32,666
- Baby, what're you doing?
- Just do what I do,

663
00:34:32,666 --> 00:34:34,916
Have a little fun! The North Pole shimmy,

664
00:34:35,500 --> 00:34:36,916
Oh, come on,

665
00:34:45,458 --> 00:34:46,583
Good job!

666
00:35:02,291 --> 00:35:05,291
Hey, Eddie and Charlotte,
why don't we get up out of here?

667
00:35:09,333 --> 00:35:10,958
Yeah!

668
00:35:15,416 --> 00:35:16,416
Wow!

669
00:35:17,791 --> 00:35:19,333
Dad, watch this!

670
00:35:21,583 --> 00:35:24,500
- No,,,
- I'm literally flying!

671
00:35:25,708 --> 00:35:28,250
,,, go, man,

672
00:35:31,958 --> 00:35:33,291
Yeah!

673
00:35:38,666 --> 00:35:40,875
How come none of y'all caught me?

674
00:35:44,291 --> 00:35:46,291
<i>♪ Make it to town, make it to town ♪</i>

675
00:35:50,416 --> 00:35:51,750
Go, go!

676
00:35:52,291 --> 00:35:54,250
When is this night gonna be over?

677
00:35:57,875 --> 00:35:59,416
He couldn't have gone too far,

678
00:35:59,416 --> 00:36:01,000
Can't we just let him go?

679
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:03,541
Baby, I want to let him go
and get you home to your mom,

680
00:36:03,541 --> 00:36:05,291
- but I just can't, okay?
- Why?

681
00:36:05,291 --> 00:36:07,708
Because the most important part
of Daddy's job

682
00:36:07,708 --> 00:36:10,333
is to never let someone
who feels sad and alone

683
00:36:10,333 --> 00:36:12,625
keep on feeling sad and alone, okay?

684
00:36:12,625 --> 00:36:14,583
I don't think he feels sad and alone,

685
00:36:14,583 --> 00:36:17,791
I actually think he's one
of the jolliest people I've ever met,

686
00:36:17,791 --> 00:36:20,333
And that's because
you're too young to understand,

687
00:36:20,333 --> 00:36:22,000
No I am not!

688
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:24,083
You just don't like him
because he's Santa Claus

689
00:36:24,083 --> 00:36:25,541
and you hate Christmas,

690
00:36:25,541 --> 00:36:29,791
He's not Santa Claus
because there's no such thing,,,

691
00:36:34,041 --> 00:36:35,125
Let's get you home,

692
00:36:35,125 --> 00:36:37,375
Something we should've done
a long time ago,

693
00:36:37,375 --> 00:36:38,750
Look, Dad!

694
00:36:39,958 --> 00:36:42,083
Remember, he sweats glitter,

695
00:36:59,375 --> 00:37:02,083
Nick, that was so cool,
you were incredible!

696
00:37:02,083 --> 00:37:03,833
Oh, thank you!

697
00:37:03,833 --> 00:37:07,041
I would say I missed you,
but it's only been, like 10 minutes,

698
00:37:08,291 --> 00:37:09,541
Hello, Edward,

699
00:37:09,541 --> 00:37:11,875
You mind telling me
what that was back there?

700
00:37:11,875 --> 00:37:14,583
You mean that amazing performance?
I had so much fun,

701
00:37:14,583 --> 00:37:16,083
I never pass up an open mic,

702
00:37:16,083 --> 00:37:18,875
I can do any genre, too,
I can do R&amp;B, I can do jazz,,,

703
00:37:18,875 --> 00:37:21,583
Yeah, I'm not talking
about the little performance,

704
00:37:21,583 --> 00:37:24,416
I'm talking about you jumping
out of a moving cab,

705
00:37:24,416 --> 00:37:27,000
- Who were you running from?
- Oh, that,

706
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:29,416
That was nothing,
Charlotte, check this out,

707
00:37:29,416 --> 00:37:30,791
They really got it right,

708
00:37:30,791 --> 00:37:33,875
- So, is this how the North Pole really is?
- It is,

709
00:37:33,875 --> 00:37:37,625
They even depicted
the candy cane department,

710
00:37:37,625 --> 00:37:39,125
That looks amazing but,,,

711
00:37:39,125 --> 00:37:42,791
Hmm, the only thing missing
is Ms, Paloma Sharp,

712
00:37:42,791 --> 00:37:44,000
Who's she?

713
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:46,666
She invented the candy cane,

714
00:37:46,666 --> 00:37:50,250
So, her dad was really old,
really elderly, right?

715
00:37:50,250 --> 00:37:53,541
And he broke his ankles,
so she created crutches out of caramel

716
00:37:53,541 --> 00:37:55,625
but they really wasn't sturdy, so,,,

717
00:37:55,625 --> 00:37:58,458
So instead of crutches,
she gave him a cane,

718
00:37:58,458 --> 00:38:01,208
- That's right, they called it the,,,
-  Candy cane!

719
00:38:02,333 --> 00:38:04,500
Can I have a word with you
for a second, please?

720
00:38:04,500 --> 00:38:06,708
You can have a whole paragraph
if you want to,

721
00:38:06,708 --> 00:38:08,958
Okay, listen, I'm trying to be
as compassionate as I can be,

722
00:38:08,958 --> 00:38:12,250
I wanna help you, but you gotta
stop messing with my kid's head,

723
00:38:12,250 --> 00:38:15,166
She's a sweet girl
who's just overly trusting

724
00:38:15,166 --> 00:38:17,125
with this wild imagination,

725
00:38:17,125 --> 00:38:18,375
Let me get this straight,

726
00:38:18,375 --> 00:38:20,875
you don't think that's great
characteristics for a person to have?

727
00:38:20,875 --> 00:38:23,125
Not if it's gonna set her up
for disappointment,

728
00:38:23,125 --> 00:38:26,375
Life is hard and as her father,
I have to protect her,

729
00:38:27,291 --> 00:38:28,416
You understand?

730
00:38:28,958 --> 00:38:29,958
Yeah,

731
00:38:31,250 --> 00:38:33,750
I understand that you need
a puppy for Christmas,

732
00:38:33,750 --> 00:38:35,083
- That's right,
- A puppy?

733
00:38:35,083 --> 00:38:37,958
- Mm-hmm,
- I don't want a puppy for Christmas,

734
00:38:37,958 --> 00:38:40,375
Oh, yes, you do 'cause puppies are loving

735
00:38:40,375 --> 00:38:44,333
and soft and when you're mad,
they just knock down the walls with love,

736
00:38:44,333 --> 00:38:46,333
Love is like a bulldozer,,,

737
00:38:48,500 --> 00:38:50,916
Bulldozer is a perfect name for a puppy!

738
00:38:50,916 --> 00:38:52,250
Yeah!

739
00:38:52,250 --> 00:38:55,166
I don't want a puppy
named Bulldozer for Christmas!

740
00:38:55,166 --> 00:38:57,666
- I want you to have a puppy, Dad,
- Char, please,,,

741
00:38:58,708 --> 00:39:00,291
- Nick!
- Come on,

742
00:39:00,291 --> 00:39:01,916
- Come on,
- Nick!

743
00:39:01,916 --> 00:39:04,250
Wait, Nick, Nick!

744
00:39:05,125 --> 00:39:08,625
Listen, I know in your world
you don't like to give straight answers,

745
00:39:08,625 --> 00:39:10,458
but who is that following us?

746
00:39:10,458 --> 00:39:12,125
I don't know, I really don't,

747
00:39:12,125 --> 00:39:15,708
But what I do know is there's
two billion children all over the world

748
00:39:15,708 --> 00:39:18,291
expecting me to deliver
Christmas gifts tonight,

749
00:39:18,291 --> 00:39:21,000
Whatever, fine,
but we need to call an Uber, okay?

750
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:22,750
Maybe my phone is working again,,,

751
00:39:23,458 --> 00:39:26,083
I bedazzled it, You're welcome,

752
00:39:26,083 --> 00:39:27,875
- When did you do this?

753
00:39:27,875 --> 00:39:31,583
I did it in the cab while we were
being chased by those bad guys,

754
00:39:32,666 --> 00:39:35,500
Don't bling anything else
of mine, or else,

755
00:39:35,833 --> 00:39:38,625
- Do you hear me?

756
00:39:38,625 --> 00:39:41,333
Saint Nick! Hello!

757
00:39:44,833 --> 00:39:47,500
- Nick, where you going?
- Our ride is here,

758
00:39:47,500 --> 00:39:49,541
Dad, our ride is here!

759
00:39:49,541 --> 00:39:51,125
What ride, what're y'all,,,

760
00:39:51,125 --> 00:39:52,375
Hey, hey!

761
00:39:53,708 --> 00:39:55,625
Hey! Hey!

762
00:39:56,541 --> 00:39:57,583
What are you doing?

763
00:39:57,583 --> 00:40:00,291
These people 'bout to take us
to safety and there's room for us all,

764
00:40:00,291 --> 00:40:01,875
- Charlotte, come on,
- Hey, hey,

765
00:40:01,875 --> 00:40:04,125
We are not getting in a van
with strangers,

766
00:40:04,125 --> 00:40:05,958
Oh, Eddie, they're not strangers,

767
00:40:05,958 --> 00:40:07,458
I know exactly who they are,

768
00:40:07,458 --> 00:40:09,625
- See, he knows who they are,
-  There!

769
00:40:09,625 --> 00:40:12,625
Come on, Eddie, time's a-wastin',
we gotta get out of here,

770
00:40:12,625 --> 00:40:15,458
- Come on, get in, Yes!

771
00:40:28,458 --> 00:40:31,083
- It is really you?
- Yep, it's me in the flesh,

772
00:40:31,083 --> 00:40:33,291
This is a dream come true,
It's incredible,

773
00:40:33,291 --> 00:40:35,875
-  And he's in our van,
- Where'd you get those boots?

774
00:40:35,875 --> 00:40:37,041
This is unbelievable!

775
00:40:37,041 --> 00:40:38,625
- Santa,
- I know!

776
00:40:38,625 --> 00:40:41,666
I'm sorry, can you take us
to the Atlanta Police Department?

777
00:40:41,666 --> 00:40:44,541
- 1045 Young Boulevard,
- Absolutely not,

778
00:40:44,541 --> 00:40:47,333
We're the Truckles,
I'm Sonia, that's Kayleigh,

779
00:40:47,333 --> 00:40:50,208
and Diego and up here
at the wheel is Martin,

780
00:40:50,208 --> 00:40:52,125
Holly jolly, Señor Claus,

781
00:40:52,125 --> 00:40:53,625
Holly jolly it is,

782
00:40:53,625 --> 00:40:56,041
Let me tell you,
I am so happy to meet y'all,

783
00:40:56,041 --> 00:40:57,916
What? I thought you knew them,

784
00:40:57,916 --> 00:41:00,666
I do know who they are,
They are my fans,

785
00:41:00,666 --> 00:41:02,708
- The biggest fans,
-  Number one,

786
00:41:02,708 --> 00:41:04,125
- Ever,
- Super fans!

787
00:41:04,125 --> 00:41:05,333
I love it!

788
00:41:05,333 --> 00:41:07,583
- Truckle gang, give me an H,
-  H!

789
00:41:07,583 --> 00:41:08,916
- Give me an O,
-  O!

790
00:41:08,916 --> 00:41:12,333
That's the flow, now run that back for me
three times, what do ya get?

791
00:41:12,333 --> 00:41:13,708
Ho-ho-ho!

792
00:41:13,708 --> 00:41:15,083
We do Christmas!

793
00:41:15,083 --> 00:41:16,875
- Oh my God, okay,

794
00:41:16,875 --> 00:41:19,125
- Honey, please, Keep us safe,
- Holly jolly,

795
00:41:19,125 --> 00:41:22,333
- We are not gonna crash tonight,
- Not with our precious cargo,

796
00:41:22,333 --> 00:41:23,416
And the kids,

797
00:41:23,416 --> 00:41:26,000
Yeah, okay, you do Christmas,
but what's your job?

798
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:27,541
What do you do for a living?

799
00:41:27,541 --> 00:41:30,208
- We're the Santa Seekers,
- The Santa Seekers?

800
00:41:30,208 --> 00:41:31,666
- We seek Santa,
- Whoa, whoa,,,

801
00:41:31,666 --> 00:41:34,000
So I'm looking at all this equipment here,

802
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:35,875
- This is how you found me?
- Yeah,

803
00:41:35,875 --> 00:41:38,083
- I made all this,
- Our Kayleigh is a whizz

804
00:41:38,083 --> 00:41:39,375
with the computer stuff,

805
00:41:39,375 --> 00:41:41,166
Every Christmas, Kayleigh hacks

806
00:41:41,166 --> 00:41:43,500
into NORAD systems
so we can track on our own,

807
00:41:43,500 --> 00:41:46,833
We discovered Santa was just
a few blocks away from where we were,

808
00:41:46,833 --> 00:41:50,583
At Tommy Tom-Tom's All Night Greek eating
our traditional Christmas Spanakopeeta,

809
00:41:50,583 --> 00:41:51,666
Spanakopita, honey,

810
00:41:51,666 --> 00:41:52,958
Tommy Tom-Tom's!

811
00:41:52,958 --> 00:41:55,166
On Elm Street, that's right, Tommy wanted

812
00:41:55,166 --> 00:41:59,916
a kebab slicer for Christmas
and a vertical broiler

813
00:41:59,916 --> 00:42:02,166
because his old one's pretty much broken,

814
00:42:02,166 --> 00:42:05,000
- Those get really hot, too,
- That's the Santa Signature,

815
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:07,666
- See how it moves as we move?
-  That's so neat!

816
00:42:07,666 --> 00:42:10,833
Sorry, does anybody have a phone?
I need to call the police,

817
00:42:10,833 --> 00:42:13,416
- And mine is, uh,,,
- What happened to it?

818
00:42:13,416 --> 00:42:14,750
He happened to it,

819
00:42:14,750 --> 00:42:16,083
Guilty as charged,

820
00:42:16,083 --> 00:42:18,625
- It's beautiful,
-  Amazing,

821
00:42:18,625 --> 00:42:20,375
Please do not encourage him,

822
00:42:20,375 --> 00:42:22,041
Oh, this is the perfect time

823
00:42:22,041 --> 00:42:25,666
for my "Songs for when I finally
find Santa" Spotify playlist,

824
00:42:25,666 --> 00:42:29,458
- No, you don't have to do that for us,
- Yes, hit it, Kayleigh!

825
00:42:29,458 --> 00:42:31,791
No, no, don't do that,
There's no need,

826
00:42:31,791 --> 00:42:33,958
Tell us something about the reindeer
that no one knows,

827
00:42:33,958 --> 00:42:37,958
Well, check this out, here's
a little known Santa fun fact number four,

828
00:42:37,958 --> 00:42:40,416
- Come on,
- We know reindeer love to fly,

829
00:42:40,416 --> 00:42:43,625
But they have other skillsets
like they're good at giftwrapping,

830
00:42:43,625 --> 00:42:45,750
they can make pasta from scratch,

831
00:42:45,750 --> 00:42:48,000
Matter of fact,
they make a mean pot roast,

832
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:49,958
The meat comes off the bone!

833
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:54,291
But, what they're most skilled at
is protecting Santa Claus,

834
00:42:55,291 --> 00:42:58,041
That's right,
they all got a bunch of special skills,

835
00:42:58,916 --> 00:43:02,166
So if you mess with Santa,
you messing with the reindeer,

836
00:43:02,166 --> 00:43:05,250
-  Really? Wow,
-  Oh, and another one,

837
00:43:05,250 --> 00:43:07,208
They do not like Christmas music,

838
00:43:07,208 --> 00:43:08,458
No way,

839
00:43:08,458 --> 00:43:11,000
Matter of fact, their favorite song
is the theme from <i>Rocky,</i>

840
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:13,416
-  Who doesn't?
- That's ludicrous,

841
00:43:13,416 --> 00:43:15,250
It's true, Well, this is my stop,

842
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:20,333
Not again,
What's up with this guy?

843
00:43:23,541 --> 00:43:25,500
The turtle dove
has flown the coop, honey,

844
00:43:25,500 --> 00:43:27,416
The partridge left the pear tree,

845
00:43:27,416 --> 00:43:30,916
Hey, listen, did we offend Saint Nicholas
with all of our questions?

846
00:43:30,916 --> 00:43:32,291
Char, come on,

847
00:43:32,291 --> 00:43:35,250
Listen, I already told you,
he's not Saint Nicholas, okay?

848
00:43:35,250 --> 00:43:37,333
- Of course he is,
- Of course he is,

849
00:43:37,333 --> 00:43:39,833
Buddy, 1045 Young Boulevard,
I'll take you there,

850
00:43:39,833 --> 00:43:42,625
- We're good, just keep doing Christmas,,,
-  Don't slam the door,

851
00:43:42,625 --> 00:43:44,500
You just made the naughty list,

852
00:43:44,500 --> 00:43:47,083
I can't believe
he just jumped out of the van,

853
00:43:47,083 --> 00:43:49,166
Dad, aren't we going to find Nick?

854
00:43:49,166 --> 00:43:52,208
Nah, I think maybe you were right,
Maybe we just let him go,

855
00:43:52,208 --> 00:43:55,166
I mean, if he wants to keep playing Santa
all night, let him play,

856
00:43:55,166 --> 00:43:56,958
It's not like he's hurting anybody,

857
00:43:56,958 --> 00:43:59,458
What about you saying
the most important part of your job

858
00:43:59,458 --> 00:44:02,291
was to never let someone
who was feeling sad and alone

859
00:44:02,291 --> 00:44:04,000
keep on feeling sad and alone?

860
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:07,416
What about you saying
he was the jolliest person ever?

861
00:44:07,416 --> 00:44:10,750
- Remember that, huh?
- I just think he might need our help, Dad,

862
00:44:10,750 --> 00:44:12,375
Whether he's Santa or not,

863
00:44:18,916 --> 00:44:21,166
Come on, Dad!

864
00:44:25,750 --> 00:44:26,750
Nick,

865
00:44:27,458 --> 00:44:30,250
- What is going on?
- Look, I recognized the neighborhood,

866
00:44:30,250 --> 00:44:32,250
And I was like, wait a minute,
I got some associates here,

867
00:44:32,250 --> 00:44:34,500
So I figured we go in,
you call your police

868
00:44:34,500 --> 00:44:36,333
and I get some supplies,

869
00:44:36,333 --> 00:44:37,708
<i>Who is it?</i>

870
00:44:38,375 --> 00:44:41,041
- It's me, Boss Tinsel,
- <i>Oh my God, Nick?</i>

871
00:44:41,041 --> 00:44:43,708
Come on, Dad, can't we just go inside

872
00:44:43,708 --> 00:44:46,166
and use the phone
to get him the help he needs?

873
00:44:47,458 --> 00:44:50,083
These associates of yours,
they better not make any trouble,

874
00:44:50,083 --> 00:44:53,000
Oh, come on,
my associates don't make trouble,

875
00:44:53,500 --> 00:44:57,041
- My associates make toys,
- Dad, come on!

876
00:44:57,041 --> 00:44:59,000
He said they make toys,

877
00:44:59,583 --> 00:45:03,583
Okay, look Eddie, I get it, right?
You don't believe I am who I am,

878
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:05,000
Fine,

879
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:08,000
But let me show you something
that'll completely change your mind,

880
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:09,083
Come with me,

881
00:45:12,416 --> 00:45:16,625
<i>♪ On the first day of Christmas
my true love gave to me ♪</i>

882
00:45:19,375 --> 00:45:20,625
Yo, Nick!

883
00:45:21,333 --> 00:45:22,583
St, Nick's here!

884
00:45:29,958 --> 00:45:31,666
<i>♪ Ten lords a-leaping ♪</i>

885
00:45:32,291 --> 00:45:34,083
<i>♪ Nine ladies dancing ♪</i>

886
00:45:34,666 --> 00:45:36,541
<i>♪ Eight maids a-milking ♪</i>

887
00:45:36,541 --> 00:45:38,958
<i>♪ Seven swans a-swimming ♪</i>

888
00:45:38,958 --> 00:45:41,000
<i>♪ Six geese a-laying ♪</i>

889
00:45:44,958 --> 00:45:46,458
What up? It is Christmas,

890
00:45:46,458 --> 00:45:48,958
I mean, the most magical time
of the year, Eddie,

891
00:45:48,958 --> 00:45:51,541
I get it, you're a doubter,
you don't believe in anything,

892
00:45:51,541 --> 00:45:54,291
But I ran into my fair share
of doubters in my time,

893
00:45:54,291 --> 00:45:58,125
But once I show them
this wonderful workshop full of toys,

894
00:45:58,125 --> 00:46:00,500
everybody's converted, check this out,

895
00:46:03,291 --> 00:46:07,083
I mean, when you see all these toys,
your mind is gonna be blown,

896
00:46:13,666 --> 00:46:17,041
Um, Nick, where are all the toys?

897
00:46:17,041 --> 00:46:19,375
Yeah, Nick, where are all the toys?

898
00:46:19,375 --> 00:46:21,083
Yes, the toys,

899
00:46:22,458 --> 00:46:26,208
You know what, the elves,
the elves took it on the road

900
00:46:26,208 --> 00:46:29,000
because it's already Christmas morning
in Australia,

901
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:30,916
Or maybe Christmas afternoon,

902
00:46:30,916 --> 00:46:33,916
Maybe Christmas evening,
I'm not really good at time zones,

903
00:46:33,916 --> 00:46:36,208
You would think I would be,
but I'm terrible,

904
00:46:36,583 --> 00:46:38,833
You know, Gerald and Lucille
will explain everything,

905
00:46:38,833 --> 00:46:40,666
Let's go inside and meet the crew,

906
00:46:42,791 --> 00:46:44,416
There he is, my man,

907
00:46:44,416 --> 00:46:47,750
Sorry skip, we finished the work early
so we started the party,

908
00:46:47,750 --> 00:46:50,833
Of course you did,
that explains why there's no toys,

909
00:46:50,833 --> 00:46:53,958
Hello, Nick,
And who is this cuteness?

910
00:46:53,958 --> 00:46:57,666
This little pepper right here
is Charlotte and that's her father, Eddie,

911
00:46:58,541 --> 00:47:00,250
Eddie's a non-believer,

912
00:47:00,250 --> 00:47:02,375
Really? Oh, Claustrophobic,

913
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:06,750
- I'm sorry, what?
- Claustrophobic, fear of Santa Claus,

914
00:47:06,750 --> 00:47:08,625
I'm just gonna ask one more time,

915
00:47:08,625 --> 00:47:10,625
- What is this place?
- Look here, Eddie,

916
00:47:10,625 --> 00:47:13,541
There are two billion families
in over 160 countries

917
00:47:13,541 --> 00:47:15,041
that celebrate Christmas,

918
00:47:15,041 --> 00:47:16,375
Yeah, so?

919
00:47:16,375 --> 00:47:18,916
At an average
of 1,8 children per household,

920
00:47:18,916 --> 00:47:21,583
Nick here delivers gifts
to a bazillion kids,

921
00:47:21,583 --> 00:47:24,000
- A bazillion?
- It's crazy, right?

922
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:27,166
Yeah, that is,
It's not the only thing crazy,

923
00:47:27,166 --> 00:47:30,541
Look, I can't produce all those toys
at the No' Po' like that,

924
00:47:30,541 --> 00:47:32,250
- So, I outsource,
- That's right,

925
00:47:32,250 --> 00:47:34,375
With satellite operations in every city,

926
00:47:34,375 --> 00:47:36,875
- Did you say No' Po'?
-  Yes, the North Pole,

927
00:47:36,875 --> 00:47:40,291
Oh, Lucille,
please tell me you have some cookies,

928
00:47:40,291 --> 00:47:43,833
I got a test for the quest and found out
that my blood sugar was pretty low,

929
00:47:43,833 --> 00:47:45,125
So, I need some cookies,

930
00:47:45,125 --> 00:47:47,291
Do I have some cookies? Of course!

931
00:47:47,291 --> 00:47:50,291
- Yes!
- To the kitchen, for some cookies,

932
00:47:50,291 --> 00:47:51,458
Dad, cookies!

933
00:47:52,541 --> 00:47:55,500
Gerald and Lucille,
y'all outdid yourselves this Christmas,

934
00:47:55,500 --> 00:47:57,833
Look at these Christmas cookies!

935
00:47:58,291 --> 00:48:00,750
All this deliciousness,

936
00:48:01,625 --> 00:48:05,041
Now, I'm only supposed to have
two cookies, but I might cheat today,

937
00:48:05,041 --> 00:48:08,000
But if I cheat, I gotta call
my weight coach, Dr, Parnis

938
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:11,041
and Dr, Parnis is a lemming
so if he hears the bad news,,,

939
00:48:11,041 --> 00:48:13,208
- He might jump off a cliff?
- Exactly,

940
00:48:14,958 --> 00:48:17,875
Oh, Charlotte, look how beautiful
these cookies are,

941
00:48:17,875 --> 00:48:19,875
Hey, would you like to cookie up?

942
00:48:20,458 --> 00:48:22,833
- Dad, can I cookie up?
- No,

943
00:48:22,833 --> 00:48:25,166
- What even is that?
- I'm glad you asked,

944
00:48:25,166 --> 00:48:28,750
See, what you do is you grab
one of these freshly baked cookies

945
00:48:28,750 --> 00:48:31,833
and you put it towards your mouth
like this and then you,,,

946
00:48:31,833 --> 00:48:33,333
Cookie up, y'all,

947
00:48:35,916 --> 00:48:37,291
Mmm,

948
00:48:37,291 --> 00:48:39,833
It's just eating cookies, I don't see,,,

949
00:48:39,833 --> 00:48:43,000
Listen, do you have a phone
that I could use, please?

950
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:45,041
Mm-hmm, It's right over there,

951
00:48:54,083 --> 00:48:56,208
Bet you've never seen one of these before,

952
00:49:02,125 --> 00:49:03,666
- Hello?
- Alli, it's me,

953
00:49:03,666 --> 00:49:06,000
Hi, Where are you guys?

954
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:07,583
Where are we?

955
00:49:07,583 --> 00:49:09,333
<i>You were supposed
to have her home by 8:30,</i>

956
00:49:09,333 --> 00:49:12,583
Listen, we'll be home soon,
we just got a little sidetracked,

957
00:49:12,583 --> 00:49:13,666
Sidetracked?

958
00:49:13,666 --> 00:49:16,416
- No, no, we're gonna be home soon,
- Where are you guys?

959
00:49:16,416 --> 00:49:18,750
Um,,, we're downtown,

960
00:49:18,750 --> 00:49:21,333
<i>At this time of night?
What are you doing downtown?</i>

961
00:49:21,333 --> 00:49:22,625
Where is Charlotte?

962
00:49:22,625 --> 00:49:26,041
She's right here by me,
It's a work thing,

963
00:49:27,166 --> 00:49:30,250
Oh my gosh, you actually
found a way to go to work tonight,

964
00:49:30,250 --> 00:49:32,666
- No, no, it's not like that,
- <i>It was one night, Eddie,</i>

965
00:49:32,666 --> 00:49:34,750
I can understand you
maybe disappointing me,

966
00:49:34,750 --> 00:49:36,958
<i>- But to disappoint Charlotte?</i>
- Disappoint?

967
00:49:36,958 --> 00:49:40,541
She is having the time of her life,
Hold on, lemme let you talk to her,

968
00:49:40,541 --> 00:49:43,666
Tell your mom that you're good
and safe and not disappointed,

969
00:49:43,666 --> 00:49:45,416
- Tell her,
- Hi, Mom,

970
00:49:45,416 --> 00:49:48,500
- Baby, hi, Are you okay?
<i>- We're with Santa Claus,,,</i>

971
00:49:48,500 --> 00:49:51,833
And he has a penguin doctor
and he sweats glitter,

972
00:49:51,833 --> 00:49:54,083
And there's these people,
Lucille and Gerald

973
00:49:54,083 --> 00:49:55,666
and they aren't actually elves,,,

974
00:49:55,666 --> 00:49:57,041
Oh, okay,

975
00:49:57,625 --> 00:50:00,208
Okay, put your father
back on the phone, please,

976
00:50:00,791 --> 00:50:03,500
- Everything's fine, I told you,
- Bring my child home,

977
00:50:03,500 --> 00:50:04,875
- I will,
<i>- And you know what?</i>

978
00:50:04,875 --> 00:50:08,291
- You can forget about the peppermintinis,
- Alright, I got you,

979
00:50:12,416 --> 00:50:15,416
Problem here is that you've got
some brandy fruitcake crumbs

980
00:50:15,416 --> 00:50:17,208
in the transmitter circuit,

981
00:50:17,208 --> 00:50:19,833
But technically,
I don't see anything wrong,

982
00:50:20,375 --> 00:50:22,625
So, how'd you end up
hanging out with this dude?

983
00:50:22,625 --> 00:50:26,000
Look, the night,,,
The night started pretty normal,

984
00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:28,625
You know, I was getting
all my out-of-towners out the way,

985
00:50:28,625 --> 00:50:31,500
visiting all the homes
of the folks who are away, right?

986
00:50:33,041 --> 00:50:36,041
<i>The Harf family was supposed
to be in Florida, West Palm,</i>

987
00:50:36,916 --> 00:50:38,708
<i>Or so I thought,</i>

988
00:50:39,250 --> 00:50:42,208
Here's a list of the people
you'll be collecting money from,

989
00:50:42,208 --> 00:50:45,333
<i>What I didn't realize was I was about
to interrupt a crooked congressman</i>

990
00:50:45,333 --> 00:50:48,333
who was being bribed to shut down
the Moonlight Mission,

991
00:50:48,333 --> 00:50:50,541
Password is 4273,

992
00:50:50,541 --> 00:50:52,000
It's my name, Harf,

993
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:54,333
Oh, one of the stops
is the homeless shelter

994
00:50:54,333 --> 00:50:56,958
that you did the candle-lighting
ceremony at this morning,

995
00:50:56,958 --> 00:50:58,958
That's right, the Moonlight Mission,

996
00:50:58,958 --> 00:51:02,208
Mr, Marty Plaseck is going to pay me
to get his hands on that land,

997
00:51:02,208 --> 00:51:04,458
Yeah, but, what's he want
with a homeless shelter?

998
00:51:04,458 --> 00:51:06,708
He's gonna tear it down
to build a tire store,

999
00:51:06,708 --> 00:51:09,125
What can I say? I'm a bad guy,

1000
00:51:09,125 --> 00:51:11,250
<i>Yeah, this guy
was a real carbuncle,</i>

1001
00:51:14,083 --> 00:51:16,333
<i>♪ What you gonna get her for Christmas? ♪</i>

1002
00:51:16,333 --> 00:51:20,250
<i>Anyway, I put on my jams
like I always do for the out-of-townies,</i>

1003
00:51:27,791 --> 00:51:29,666
<i>♪ Look here Santa Claus</i>
here's the deal ♪

1004
00:51:30,833 --> 00:51:33,083
<i>♪ I'mma go to the club on Christmas Eve ♪</i>

1005
00:51:33,083 --> 00:51:36,541
<i>♪ And when I come home I wanna see
This underneath my Christmas tree ♪</i>

1006
00:51:36,541 --> 00:51:40,250
<i>♪ Wit dat big booty girl you left for me
Stockings on da fireplace ♪</i>

1007
00:51:40,250 --> 00:51:42,708
<i>♪ Some of that egg nog alizzae ♪</i>

1008
00:51:43,458 --> 00:51:44,458
Hello?

1009
00:51:46,208 --> 00:51:47,208
Excuse me?

1010
00:51:49,750 --> 00:51:50,750
You can see me?

1011
00:51:51,291 --> 00:51:52,291
Yes,

1012
00:51:52,291 --> 00:51:53,750
Um,,,

1013
00:51:54,541 --> 00:51:56,958
- What are you doing here?

1014
00:51:56,958 --> 00:51:59,458
What am I doing,,, this is my house,

1015
00:51:59,458 --> 00:52:01,083
This is your house?

1016
00:52:01,083 --> 00:52:03,541
Oh, you know something?

1017
00:52:03,541 --> 00:52:05,333
I'm with the gas company,

1018
00:52:06,291 --> 00:52:07,750
Dressed as Santa?

1019
00:52:07,750 --> 00:52:11,375
B,,, Because we are,,,
We're rebranding,

1020
00:52:12,625 --> 00:52:14,708
We're trying to be more family-friendly,

1021
00:52:14,708 --> 00:52:18,250
We've decided to dress according
to the season, so, you know,

1022
00:52:18,250 --> 00:52:20,791
on Easter, I am an Easter bunny,

1023
00:52:20,791 --> 00:52:23,750
Halloween, I'm Dracula,
the old-school version

1024
00:52:23,750 --> 00:52:26,791
with the v-neck hairstyle
and the fangs,

1025
00:52:27,333 --> 00:52:31,791
It's all about the children growing up
'cause they're the future bill payers,

1026
00:52:31,791 --> 00:52:35,000
And because of that,
the children are the future!

1027
00:52:38,750 --> 00:52:40,250
Ow!

1028
00:52:41,250 --> 00:52:42,458
Ah!

1029
00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:00,833
Alright, that's it! Ah!

1030
00:53:06,541 --> 00:53:07,541
Yes,

1031
00:53:08,416 --> 00:53:10,375
Hope you and your friends
like cauliflower,

1032
00:53:10,375 --> 00:53:11,458
Get him!

1033
00:53:13,333 --> 00:53:15,541
And ever since,
these goons have been chasing me,

1034
00:53:15,541 --> 00:53:18,125
Wow, you gotta be kidding me,

1035
00:53:18,666 --> 00:53:21,583
You put me and my daughter
through this terrible night

1036
00:53:21,583 --> 00:53:23,166
all for some bungled burglary?

1037
00:53:23,166 --> 00:53:25,500
Eddie, look, it wasn't
some bungling burglary,

1038
00:53:25,500 --> 00:53:28,291
All this time,
I thought you really needed help,

1039
00:53:28,291 --> 00:53:30,458
I thought you had real issues,

1040
00:53:30,458 --> 00:53:32,416
Come to find out
you're just a common crook!

1041
00:53:32,416 --> 00:53:34,500
Okay, whoa, take it easy, fella,

1042
00:53:34,500 --> 00:53:36,708
- He doesn't mean that,
- Of course I mean it,

1043
00:53:37,625 --> 00:53:40,375
So, that's who they were, huh?
The people that tried to run us over,

1044
00:53:40,375 --> 00:53:42,375
The ones that's been chasing us all night,

1045
00:53:42,375 --> 00:53:44,458
- Is that who you tried to rob?
- He didn't rob anybody,

1046
00:53:44,458 --> 00:53:46,541
Zip it, Willy Wonka,

1047
00:53:46,916 --> 00:53:50,333
Hey, hey, hey, bring it down,
That's the total opposite of me, okay?

1048
00:53:50,333 --> 00:53:52,833
I'm a leaver, not a taker,

1049
00:53:52,833 --> 00:53:55,416
All the charades this whole night,
all of the games,

1050
00:53:55,416 --> 00:53:57,375
Over! The whole night, Let's go, baby,

1051
00:53:57,375 --> 00:53:59,208
You are not gonna
take away everything,

1052
00:53:59,208 --> 00:54:01,083
Everything, Even the cookies,

1053
00:54:01,083 --> 00:54:02,333
-  No!
-  Yes,

1054
00:54:06,875 --> 00:54:07,875
Yes!

1055
00:54:09,666 --> 00:54:11,791
Yes! Exactly what I was looking for,

1056
00:54:11,791 --> 00:54:14,583
- The night is not over yet,
- It's all fixed,

1057
00:54:14,583 --> 00:54:15,791
Thank you,

1058
00:54:15,791 --> 00:54:18,208
Bobby, this whole night
is just out of control,

1059
00:54:18,208 --> 00:54:19,791
It's been a complete nightmare!

1060
00:54:19,791 --> 00:54:21,041
Yeah, you need the address?

1061
00:54:21,041 --> 00:54:22,833
- Don't do this, Dad,
- Charlotte, please,

1062
00:54:22,833 --> 00:54:24,708
- No,
- 259 Perry Street,

1063
00:54:24,708 --> 00:54:27,333
Atlanta, Georgia, 30316,

1064
00:54:28,750 --> 00:54:30,333
Alright, everybody, this has been real,

1065
00:54:30,333 --> 00:54:32,083
But I'm shutting the circus down,

1066
00:54:32,083 --> 00:54:34,083
I'mma get everybody
the help that they need,

1067
00:54:34,083 --> 00:54:37,125
That means you, ladies, stop dancing,
Moulin Rouge is over,

1068
00:54:37,666 --> 00:54:41,166
Would you like some Christmas caroler
caramel confection?

1069
00:54:41,166 --> 00:54:43,875
- Where's Nick?
- On the roof retrieving the reindeer,

1070
00:54:43,875 --> 00:54:47,458
Gerald is seeing him out because
Nick has to deliver the gifts tonight,

1071
00:54:47,458 --> 00:54:50,000
Oh, he asked me to give you this,

1072
00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:59,750
Gerald, thanks for everything,
especially the cookies,

1073
00:54:59,750 --> 00:55:01,250
I'll be out your hair
in a minute, okay?

1074
00:55:01,250 --> 00:55:02,958
Anything for you, Nick,
you know that,

1075
00:55:02,958 --> 00:55:06,000
- Hopefully this thing works,
- It should work,

1076
00:55:08,541 --> 00:55:11,541
You know something, Gerald,
I know exactly why it's not working,

1077
00:55:11,541 --> 00:55:13,875
It's not working
'cause Eddie doesn't believe,

1078
00:55:15,333 --> 00:55:16,333
Nick!

1079
00:55:17,791 --> 00:55:19,833
The fun is over, That's it,

1080
00:55:20,375 --> 00:55:22,875
You got to stop
with this ridiculous show,

1081
00:55:22,875 --> 00:55:27,125
- Wow, you really are a non-believer,
- Enough, Please don't start with that,

1082
00:55:27,125 --> 00:55:30,500
- And you're an old-fashioned thinker,
- Bro, you own a fax machine,

1083
00:55:30,958 --> 00:55:32,208
And a rotary payphone,

1084
00:55:32,791 --> 00:55:35,166
Okay, everyone,
let's be nice and cooperative,

1085
00:55:36,583 --> 00:55:38,958
You know, a whole bunch of people
are gonna wake up tomorrow

1086
00:55:38,958 --> 00:55:40,791
to discover Christmas is canceled,

1087
00:55:41,166 --> 00:55:42,958
- That's on you,
- I'll have to own that,

1088
00:55:42,958 --> 00:55:47,416
You know why? 'Cause I actually
prefer Thanksgiving a lot better,

1089
00:55:47,416 --> 00:55:48,666
Let's go, sir,

1090
00:55:49,583 --> 00:55:51,958
-  What do we do now?
- We improvise,

1091
00:55:57,708 --> 00:56:00,000
We'll put out an All Units
on that SUV

1092
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:02,375
but without a license number,
it's gonna be tricky,

1093
00:56:02,875 --> 00:56:05,916
If you could just hold him
until Atlanta PD can bring full charges

1094
00:56:05,916 --> 00:56:08,875
so I can get Charlotte home to her mother
I would greatly appreciate it,

1095
00:56:08,875 --> 00:56:10,708
I don't think you're gonna have to wait,

1096
00:56:10,708 --> 00:56:12,708
We got a call
about 10 minutes after yours,

1097
00:56:12,708 --> 00:56:15,208
Eddie, this is detectives Jack Finer
and Zachary Strome,

1098
00:56:15,208 --> 00:56:17,458
- Nice to meet you,
- With the DeKalb County warrants division,

1099
00:56:17,458 --> 00:56:20,583
Turns out your perp's wanted in connection
with a whole spate of B&amp;E's up there,

1100
00:56:20,583 --> 00:56:22,250
It's time for Ron to face the music,

1101
00:56:22,250 --> 00:56:24,416
- Ron?
- Ron Campbell,

1102
00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:27,291
AKA the chimney thief,

1103
00:56:28,666 --> 00:56:31,250
- He have any personal items?
- Just this,

1104
00:56:31,666 --> 00:56:32,666
What's that?

1105
00:56:33,333 --> 00:56:34,625
That's the reindeer clicker,

1106
00:56:43,333 --> 00:56:45,041
Eddie, what's going on?

1107
00:56:45,041 --> 00:56:47,208
What's going on
is you're not Santa Claus,

1108
00:56:47,208 --> 00:56:48,458
You're Ron Campbell,

1109
00:56:48,458 --> 00:56:50,416
A burglar from Atlanta,

1110
00:56:50,416 --> 00:56:53,041
- But you knew that, right?
- I have a bunch of aliases,

1111
00:56:53,041 --> 00:56:54,375
and that's not one of them,

1112
00:56:54,375 --> 00:56:57,166
Sometimes I go by Victor Van Vitch,
you got Freddy Cougar,

1113
00:56:57,166 --> 00:57:00,041
Mellencamp, that's a good one,
or my new favorite,

1114
00:57:00,041 --> 00:57:01,791
Lil Baby Claus,

1115
00:57:01,791 --> 00:57:04,000
All the rappers
got Lil and Baby in their names,

1116
00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:05,541
so I thought I'd try it too,

1117
00:57:05,541 --> 00:57:08,250
Please don't make this
more difficult than it has to be,

1118
00:57:08,250 --> 00:57:10,208
Eddie, listen to me,

1119
00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:13,000
These men are not who they say they are,

1120
00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:14,541
That's it, Nick,

1121
00:57:14,541 --> 00:57:16,458
Next time, come up with a better story

1122
00:57:16,916 --> 00:57:19,000
'cause there's no such thing
as penguin doctors

1123
00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:21,625
and reindeer who like to fight
to movie themes,

1124
00:57:21,625 --> 00:57:24,458
There's only honest people
and dishonest people,

1125
00:57:24,458 --> 00:57:26,458
And you know which one you are, right?

1126
00:57:29,041 --> 00:57:30,625
You really don't believe,

1127
00:57:40,708 --> 00:57:42,333
Nick, where are you going?

1128
00:57:44,041 --> 00:57:46,875
Honestly, I don't even know,

1129
00:57:48,333 --> 00:57:50,416
Take care of your dad, okay, Charlotte?

1130
00:57:52,250 --> 00:57:53,458
So long,

1131
00:57:58,541 --> 00:58:00,875
- Little Bobby Carlotta,
-  Mm-hmm,

1132
00:58:01,333 --> 00:58:03,166
No train set for you this Christmas,

1133
00:58:03,166 --> 00:58:05,541
I've given you 35 of them,

1134
00:58:05,541 --> 00:58:07,041
Play with the old ones,

1135
00:58:08,583 --> 00:58:09,833
No choo-choo for you!

1136
00:58:13,500 --> 00:58:15,333
No idea what he's talking about,

1137
00:58:16,208 --> 00:58:18,125
Dad, don't let them take Nick,

1138
00:58:18,125 --> 00:58:19,958
Charlotte, he was being untruthful,

1139
00:58:19,958 --> 00:58:21,791
Lying to us the whole night,

1140
00:58:21,791 --> 00:58:23,625
Okay? He's not Santa Claus,

1141
00:58:23,625 --> 00:58:26,208
I could actually use a snack,
I'm a little hungry,

1142
00:58:26,208 --> 00:58:28,750
Can we stop so I can get
some cookies or something?

1143
00:58:29,458 --> 00:58:30,458
Where is it?

1144
00:58:30,958 --> 00:58:32,833
- The tablet,
- I knew it!

1145
00:58:32,833 --> 00:58:34,375
I knew y'all were bad guys,

1146
00:58:34,375 --> 00:58:36,000
I had a feeling, right?

1147
00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:38,083
I'm supposed to know, it's part of my job,

1148
00:58:38,083 --> 00:58:40,166
- To know who's naughty or nice,,,
- Shut up!

1149
00:58:40,166 --> 00:58:42,416
Where is the tablet?

1150
00:58:42,416 --> 00:58:45,541
Well, I usually keep the tablet
in my secret Santa pocket,

1151
00:58:45,541 --> 00:58:47,833
but guess what,
it's not in there,

1152
00:58:47,833 --> 00:58:49,000
Right, right,

1153
00:58:51,333 --> 00:58:53,208
You're welcome for us doing your job,

1154
00:58:53,208 --> 00:58:55,000
- Did you get it?
- No,

1155
00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:58,625
It's gonna take come persuading,
Harf is at the mayor's Christmas party,

1156
00:58:58,625 --> 00:58:59,875
See you there,

1157
00:59:02,500 --> 00:59:03,500
Yo, Eddie,

1158
00:59:04,750 --> 00:59:06,333
Found this in your guy's cell,

1159
00:59:06,333 --> 00:59:08,375
He didn't have it
when he was being processed,

1160
00:59:08,375 --> 00:59:11,875
Yeah, he has this thing where
he makes stuff disappear somehow,

1161
00:59:11,875 --> 00:59:13,375
I can't figure out how he does it,

1162
00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:16,333
- Think you could get me an Uber?
- Yeah, I got you,

1163
00:59:16,708 --> 00:59:18,041
- I owe you,
- Yeah, you do,

1164
00:59:39,250 --> 00:59:40,250
Harf,

1165
00:59:40,250 --> 00:59:41,791
H-A-R-F,

1166
00:59:42,833 --> 00:59:45,041
Oh, I can't believe it was that easy,

1167
00:59:45,833 --> 00:59:46,833
Oh, wow,

1168
00:59:47,458 --> 00:59:48,583
What?

1169
00:59:48,583 --> 00:59:51,208
Can you believe
this is how they've been tracking us?

1170
00:59:51,208 --> 00:59:54,458
- The iPad?
- Yes, these are very bad people, Char,

1171
00:59:54,958 --> 00:59:57,000
Doing very bad things,

1172
01:00:11,583 --> 01:00:13,083
Anyone smell cinnamon?

1173
01:00:17,500 --> 01:00:19,958
You know, feelers out there, and if,,,

1174
01:00:24,083 --> 01:00:25,333
Excuse me, gentlemen,

1175
01:00:26,125 --> 01:00:28,750
Oh my God, he's even trying
to shut down the Moonlight Mission,

1176
01:00:28,750 --> 01:00:31,333
<i>A Christmas tree is like a pair,,,</i>

1177
01:00:31,333 --> 01:00:33,208
Can you believe that?

1178
01:00:33,208 --> 01:00:35,625
He stands out there popping off
about all the good things

1179
01:00:35,625 --> 01:00:37,500
he's gonna do to that place,

1180
01:00:37,500 --> 01:00:41,333
Dad, look, those are
the guys who took Nick,

1181
01:00:41,333 --> 01:00:43,083
We need to help him,

1182
01:00:43,083 --> 01:00:45,916
He may be different
than who we thought he was, Dad,

1183
01:00:45,916 --> 01:00:48,041
but he's not a bad person,

1184
01:00:48,041 --> 01:00:49,291
Okay,

1185
01:00:49,291 --> 01:00:52,333
I'll call my guy, Bobby, at the station
and let him know, okay?

1186
01:00:53,708 --> 01:00:55,708
I gotta un-bedazzle this phone somehow,

1187
01:01:01,041 --> 01:01:03,375
- What's that?
- Remember, Lucille gave it to me,

1188
01:01:03,375 --> 01:01:06,000
Said it was from Nick, Let me see,

1189
01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:11,291
<i>Dear Santa, instead of toys this year,</i>

1190
01:01:11,291 --> 01:01:14,000
<i>I would like my parents
to not fight so much</i>

1191
01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:16,333
<i>and to not get a divorce,</i>

1192
01:01:16,333 --> 01:01:18,791
<i>They are Theo and Brenda Garrick,</i>

1193
01:01:18,791 --> 01:01:20,916
<i>I have an idea for you,</i>

1194
01:01:20,916 --> 01:01:23,500
<i>My dad wants a collapsible fishing rod,</i>

1195
01:01:23,500 --> 01:01:26,041
<i>He loves to fish,</i>

1196
01:01:26,041 --> 01:01:29,250
<i>He catches bass and trout and shad,</i>

1197
01:01:29,250 --> 01:01:32,833
<i>so if you could bring him the rod
and he thinks it's from my mom,</i>

1198
01:01:32,833 --> 01:01:34,541
<i>everyone would be happy,</i>

1199
01:01:35,333 --> 01:01:38,000
<i>Thanks and safe travels
this Christmas Eve,</i>

1200
01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:40,083
Your friend, Eddie Garrick,

1201
01:01:44,666 --> 01:01:45,833
We do have to help him,

1202
01:01:46,291 --> 01:01:48,000
- We do?
- Yes, we do,

1203
01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:50,333
- But we don't know how to find him,
- Look!

1204
01:01:52,041 --> 01:01:55,958
- Gimme an H, gimme an O,,,
- You're the smartest girl I know,

1205
01:01:56,625 --> 01:01:58,916
Alright, if you don't want a bad rating,
change of plan,

1206
01:01:58,916 --> 01:02:00,125
New address,

1207
01:02:00,125 --> 01:02:01,208
Whoa,

1208
01:02:02,833 --> 01:02:04,500
Hey, bud, you haven't touched
your chicken,

1209
01:02:04,500 --> 01:02:06,625
Oh, honey, don't be disappointed,

1210
01:02:06,625 --> 01:02:08,625
I get it, Santa jumped
out the back of our van

1211
01:02:08,625 --> 01:02:10,375
but at least we got to meet him,

1212
01:02:10,375 --> 01:02:12,083
And he knew who we were,

1213
01:02:12,083 --> 01:02:14,666
He knew who we were,
he knew who you were,

1214
01:02:14,666 --> 01:02:16,083
We need your help,

1215
01:02:16,083 --> 01:02:17,708
-  Oh, hey,
- What's going on?

1216
01:02:17,708 --> 01:02:20,000
- Oh, you,
- What do you need our help for?

1217
01:02:20,000 --> 01:02:22,541
- To find Nick,
- Alright,

1218
01:02:22,541 --> 01:02:24,416
Damn this thing!

1219
01:02:24,416 --> 01:02:27,125
Tony, how many times I tell you, huh?
How many times?

1220
01:02:27,125 --> 01:02:28,666
We need to get a new machine,

1221
01:02:28,666 --> 01:02:30,166
I can't work like this,

1222
01:02:31,708 --> 01:02:32,708
Where is he now?

1223
01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:35,000
He's right here!

1224
01:02:35,000 --> 01:02:37,041
- Right where?
- Uptown,

1225
01:02:37,041 --> 01:02:39,375
- Uptown where?
- Looks like the mayor's mansion,

1226
01:02:39,375 --> 01:02:41,666
- Then that's where we have to go,
- What for?

1227
01:02:41,666 --> 01:02:43,000
To save Santa Claus!

1228
01:02:47,083 --> 01:02:49,000
Somebody wants to do Christmas,

1229
01:02:49,000 --> 01:02:50,791
No, no, no,,,

1230
01:02:54,250 --> 01:02:55,500
Okay, let's just go,

1231
01:02:56,291 --> 01:02:58,583
- What do we do?
-  We do Christmas!

1232
01:03:01,416 --> 01:03:03,958
<i>♪ It's Christmas time
and we got the spirit ♪</i>

1233
01:03:03,958 --> 01:03:08,958
<i>♪ Jack Frost chillin</i>', <i>the hawk is out
And that's what Christmas is all about ♪</i>

1234
01:03:08,958 --> 01:03:11,791
Wow, is that snow?

1235
01:03:11,791 --> 01:03:14,875
We haven't had snow on Christmas Eve
in maybe 30 years,

1236
01:03:14,875 --> 01:03:17,958
Not maybe, It's been exactly 30 years,

1237
01:03:17,958 --> 01:03:20,583
<i>♪ We wanna say Merry Christmas
and Happy New Year ♪</i>

1238
01:03:34,041 --> 01:03:36,375
- Where's he at now?
- Just outside the mansion,

1239
01:03:44,666 --> 01:03:47,333
- Are you okay, honey?
- Two months worth of CrossFit, honey,

1240
01:03:47,333 --> 01:03:49,125
-  Alright,

1241
01:03:50,916 --> 01:03:52,750
- Be careful,
- I got this,

1242
01:03:56,541 --> 01:03:58,416
Dad, I wanna go with you,

1243
01:03:58,416 --> 01:04:01,458
Not a chance, you stay here,
You guys keep an eye on her, okay?

1244
01:04:01,958 --> 01:04:04,083
Eddie, don't forget this,

1245
01:04:04,833 --> 01:04:05,833
Hey, Eddie!

1246
01:04:05,833 --> 01:04:07,833
- Huh?
-  Do Christmas,

1247
01:04:09,000 --> 01:04:10,000
Yeah,

1248
01:04:17,083 --> 01:04:19,875
Here's what I'm thinking,
I'm thinking you brought me here

1249
01:04:19,875 --> 01:04:22,125
to get the naughty
and nice list, of course,

1250
01:04:22,125 --> 01:04:24,833
but it's not the naughty and nice list
'cause you already have that,

1251
01:04:24,833 --> 01:04:27,500
So, when you're done with the list,
just give it back to me

1252
01:04:27,500 --> 01:04:29,375
so I can finish my deliveries
for the night,

1253
01:04:29,375 --> 01:04:30,833
- Hello,

1254
01:04:30,833 --> 01:04:32,291
<i>Let me see him,</i>

1255
01:04:34,291 --> 01:04:35,500
<i>Where's my tablet?</i>

1256
01:04:35,500 --> 01:04:38,416
Like I told your associates,
I don't know what you're talking about,

1257
01:04:38,416 --> 01:04:40,291
<i>You were in my house looking for it,</i>

1258
01:04:40,291 --> 01:04:42,916
<i>- Who do you work for?</i>
- That's been a debate for generations,

1259
01:04:42,916 --> 01:04:45,791
You know? Some people think
I work for Mother Nature,

1260
01:04:45,791 --> 01:04:47,250
or Father Time,

1261
01:04:47,250 --> 01:04:49,750
and recently everybody thinks
I work for Beyoncé,

1262
01:04:49,750 --> 01:04:52,083
But no, every married man
would understand this,

1263
01:04:52,083 --> 01:04:53,500
I work for Mrs, Claus,

1264
01:04:53,500 --> 01:04:56,708
Mrs, Claus is running everything,
whatever she tells me to do,

1265
01:04:56,708 --> 01:04:58,958
that is what I do,

1266
01:04:58,958 --> 01:05:00,833
<i>As soon as I get out of this event,</i>

1267
01:05:00,833 --> 01:05:03,208
<i>you and I are going to have
a little discussion</i>

1268
01:05:03,208 --> 01:05:06,916
<i>and I'm not going to lie,
it will be painful for you,</i>

1269
01:05:07,291 --> 01:05:08,416
<i>- Mary?
- </i>  Yes, sir,

1270
01:05:08,416 --> 01:05:10,666
<i>I'll meet you at the place
next to the thing</i>

1271
01:05:10,666 --> 01:05:12,750
<i>and we will get
this information out of him,</i>

1272
01:05:12,750 --> 01:05:14,250
Copy that, boss,

1273
01:05:16,000 --> 01:05:18,375
- Let's get this over with,

1274
01:05:18,375 --> 01:05:21,875
It's probably the boss to clear up
where the place by the thing is,

1275
01:05:21,875 --> 01:05:24,250
- Good, 'cause I had no idea,
- Yeah, boss?

1276
01:05:27,875 --> 01:05:31,083
<i>♪ Oh what fun it is to ride
in a one-horse open sleigh ♪</i>

1277
01:05:31,083 --> 01:05:33,666
<i>♪ Jingle Bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way ♪</i>

1278
01:05:33,666 --> 01:05:35,708
Where'd he go, where'd he go?

1279
01:05:36,916 --> 01:05:37,916
Nick!

1280
01:05:37,916 --> 01:05:39,666
Go get him!

1281
01:05:39,791 --> 01:05:41,375
Hey, Eddie, how you doing?

1282
01:05:43,541 --> 01:05:45,333
What is going on in there?

1283
01:05:45,333 --> 01:05:48,083
Guess they heard
one too many Christmas songs,

1284
01:05:50,416 --> 01:05:52,750
Looks like it's wearing off now,
let's get out of here,

1285
01:05:52,750 --> 01:05:54,500
Claus! Right there,

1286
01:05:55,166 --> 01:05:56,208
Get him!

1287
01:06:00,250 --> 01:06:01,416
Madam Mayor,

1288
01:06:01,833 --> 01:06:03,250
What a lovely party,

1289
01:06:03,250 --> 01:06:05,750
Thank you so much, Conrad,
that's so nice of you,

1290
01:06:06,250 --> 01:06:07,416
Now, what do you want?

1291
01:06:07,416 --> 01:06:09,208
What're you doing here?

1292
01:06:09,208 --> 01:06:11,583
- I came here for you,
- What do you mean you,,,

1293
01:06:11,583 --> 01:06:14,041
- Did the Truckles track me here?
- Yeah, they did,

1294
01:06:14,041 --> 01:06:16,125
You know what? I love that family,

1295
01:06:16,125 --> 01:06:18,791
Look, there's one more thing
I gotta tell you, but,,,

1296
01:06:18,791 --> 01:06:20,875
Let's just get out of here,
I'll tell you later,

1297
01:06:20,875 --> 01:06:22,166
They can't guard him

1298
01:06:22,166 --> 01:06:23,916
and I'm the loud soccer mom,

1299
01:06:23,916 --> 01:06:26,958
I'm sorry, excuse me,
Madam Mayor, just a moment,

1300
01:06:32,416 --> 01:06:33,416
They got away,

1301
01:06:33,416 --> 01:06:36,375
You know, those bad guys
are after my naughty and nice list,

1302
01:06:36,375 --> 01:06:38,125
- Oh, macaroons,
- Yes, I know,

1303
01:06:38,125 --> 01:06:41,083
Harf is a congressman
on the House of Appropriations Committee,

1304
01:06:41,083 --> 01:06:43,166
He's been accepting bribes
and he's basically using it

1305
01:06:43,166 --> 01:06:44,666
like his own private piggy bank,

1306
01:06:44,666 --> 01:06:46,208
Those are a lot of words,

1307
01:06:48,291 --> 01:06:49,875
Come on, come on, man,

1308
01:06:50,791 --> 01:06:52,250
So, the tablet that you took

1309
01:06:52,250 --> 01:06:55,125
contains a list of all the pay-offs
he intends to collect tonight,

1310
01:06:55,125 --> 01:06:56,500
You believe that, Eddie?

1311
01:07:11,083 --> 01:07:12,375
Stop!

1312
01:07:16,458 --> 01:07:19,708
- You okay, boss? You look tired,

1313
01:07:22,541 --> 01:07:23,750
Where's my tablet?

1314
01:07:23,750 --> 01:07:25,833
Like I said, I don't know,

1315
01:07:25,833 --> 01:07:31,750
Look, Santa,
I have no problem destroying this,,,

1316
01:07:32,500 --> 01:07:34,083
for every kid in America,

1317
01:07:34,083 --> 01:07:35,625
Oh, sorry,

1318
01:07:36,541 --> 01:07:38,750
He thinks I'm just local, no, I'm,,,

1319
01:07:38,750 --> 01:07:40,750
I'm global,

1320
01:07:40,750 --> 01:07:42,166
Okay,

1321
01:07:43,000 --> 01:07:44,708
- What about you?
- What about me?

1322
01:07:44,708 --> 01:07:46,916
What's your involvement in all of this?

1323
01:07:46,916 --> 01:07:49,083
I'm just Santa's helper, that's it,

1324
01:07:50,166 --> 01:07:51,833
Eddie, did you just say,,,

1325
01:07:52,708 --> 01:07:55,166
- Did you just say that out loud?
- Don't do that,

1326
01:07:55,166 --> 01:07:57,000
That you're Santa's helper,

1327
01:07:57,750 --> 01:08:00,083
- You've come such a long way, Eddie,
- Don't,,,

1328
01:08:00,083 --> 01:08:01,500
Y'all heard that!

1329
01:08:02,208 --> 01:08:04,250
He said he's Santa's helper!

1330
01:08:04,250 --> 01:08:06,208
- Alright,
- That is partnership!

1331
01:08:06,208 --> 01:08:07,958
Okay, okay, alright, alright,

1332
01:08:07,958 --> 01:08:09,250
Okay, don't go too far,

1333
01:08:09,250 --> 01:08:11,791
-  Calm down,
- What is happening here?

1334
01:08:12,250 --> 01:08:14,041
How can these two rob us,

1335
01:08:14,041 --> 01:08:16,166
outfox us, outrun us?

1336
01:08:16,166 --> 01:08:17,541
These two!

1337
01:08:17,541 --> 01:08:19,916
Man, you are not Santa Claus,

1338
01:08:19,916 --> 01:08:22,625
And you, you're not whoever it is
you think you are,

1339
01:08:22,625 --> 01:08:24,541
Why you messin' with me?
I didn't do anything,

1340
01:08:24,541 --> 01:08:27,375
Take them to the spot
and use everything we learned

1341
01:08:27,375 --> 01:08:29,500
on Google on how to extract information

1342
01:08:29,500 --> 01:08:32,083
from those who don't want
information extracted from them,

1343
01:08:32,083 --> 01:08:33,458
Yes, Conrad Harf!

1344
01:08:34,916 --> 01:08:38,708
When you were nine years old,
you wanted the Action Arthur ninja doll,

1345
01:08:38,708 --> 01:08:41,083
With the kung fu grip,,,
Yes you did, yes you did,

1346
01:08:41,083 --> 01:08:43,750
- Yes you did,
- I don't know what you're talking,,,

1347
01:08:43,750 --> 01:08:45,000
about,

1348
01:08:45,000 --> 01:08:48,500
It had the little button in the back
and the foot and the arm would come up,

1349
01:08:48,500 --> 01:08:51,291
The right foot and the left hand
and it would do a karate thing,

1350
01:08:51,291 --> 01:08:53,625
But you wanted it,
It was tricky, we couldn't get it

1351
01:08:53,625 --> 01:08:56,208
because the gingerbread men
decided to go on a strike,

1352
01:08:56,208 --> 01:08:59,875
I know you really wanted that action doll
and I'm sorry I couldn't get it for you,

1353
01:08:59,875 --> 01:09:01,500
But it all makes sense now

1354
01:09:01,500 --> 01:09:05,583
which is why you probably got this weird
origin villain story right now,

1355
01:09:05,583 --> 01:09:06,958
Shut up!

1356
01:09:08,875 --> 01:09:11,250
You guys take care of this,

1357
01:09:13,125 --> 01:09:14,166
I got it,

1358
01:09:18,875 --> 01:09:20,166
Give me this,

1359
01:09:24,375 --> 01:09:26,708
Very good,

1360
01:09:27,541 --> 01:09:29,958
-  Now,,,
- Eddie, you gotta believe,

1361
01:09:30,666 --> 01:09:35,083
- Believe and magic happens,
- What shall we do about these two?

1362
01:09:35,083 --> 01:09:38,541
- What is that?
- Little known Santa fact number four,

1363
01:09:38,541 --> 01:09:40,583
Reindeer can do more than just fly,

1364
01:09:40,583 --> 01:09:43,916
They're great at gift wrapping,
making pasta from scratch,

1365
01:09:43,916 --> 01:09:47,541
and protecting Santa
against anybody that messes with him,

1366
01:10:01,833 --> 01:10:04,083
Eddie, open your eyes,

1367
01:10:38,458 --> 01:10:40,666
Man, where have they been all night?

1368
01:10:41,041 --> 01:10:43,458
They've just been circling the sky
waiting on you,

1369
01:10:43,458 --> 01:10:45,208
Just waiting on you to have faith,

1370
01:11:20,708 --> 01:11:23,833
<i>♪ Don't call it a comeback
I been here for years ♪</i>

1371
01:11:23,833 --> 01:11:26,291
<i>♪ I'm rocking my peers
Putting suckas in fear ♪</i>

1372
01:11:26,291 --> 01:11:28,791
<i>♪ Making the tears
Rain down like a monsoon ♪</i>

1373
01:11:28,791 --> 01:11:31,041
<i>♪ Listen to the bass go boom ♪</i>

1374
01:11:36,541 --> 01:11:37,708
Turn those lights off!

1375
01:11:40,416 --> 01:11:42,500
Please, no!

1376
01:11:50,041 --> 01:11:52,000
<i>♪ I'm gonna knock you out ♪</i>

1377
01:11:52,000 --> 01:11:54,416
<i>♪ Mama said knock you out ♪</i>

1378
01:11:54,416 --> 01:11:56,708
<i>♪ Don't you never ever pull my lever ♪</i>

1379
01:11:58,208 --> 01:11:59,750
<i>♪ 'Cause I explode ♪</i>

1380
01:12:03,958 --> 01:12:05,291
Aww,

1381
01:12:05,291 --> 01:12:08,458
<i>♪ I'm gonna knock you out ♪</i>

1382
01:12:11,791 --> 01:12:19,208
<i>♪ I'm gonna knock you out ♪</i>

1383
01:12:23,458 --> 01:12:26,083
- How long will I be up here?
- It's what you get,

1384
01:12:26,083 --> 01:12:27,583
Mommy!

1385
01:12:38,000 --> 01:12:39,750
- You see the reindeer?
- Yeah!

1386
01:12:39,750 --> 01:12:41,416
- You wanna go pet them?
- Mm-hmm,

1387
01:12:43,750 --> 01:12:44,750
Hi!

1388
01:12:44,750 --> 01:12:46,375
You're so fluffy,

1389
01:12:46,833 --> 01:12:48,250
Good job,

1390
01:12:48,250 --> 01:12:51,166
I missed you so much,
great job tonight, ladies,

1391
01:12:52,416 --> 01:12:54,791
Alright,
let's get out of here,

1392
01:12:54,791 --> 01:12:55,875
Hey, Nick,

1393
01:12:56,791 --> 01:12:59,041
- You're forgetting something,

1394
01:13:00,083 --> 01:13:02,125
Can't forget this,

1395
01:13:02,125 --> 01:13:03,541
Thank you,

1396
01:13:04,416 --> 01:13:05,416
Hey,

1397
01:13:08,791 --> 01:13:12,375
You know, this whole time you've been
trying to get me to believe in you,

1398
01:13:14,291 --> 01:13:15,875
I want you to know that

1399
01:13:16,625 --> 01:13:19,708
I wouldn't have got there
if you didn't believe in me first,

1400
01:13:19,708 --> 01:13:23,333
Look, Eddie, I would love
to take the credit for this, but,,,

1401
01:13:24,750 --> 01:13:26,875
It wasn't about me believing in you,

1402
01:13:26,875 --> 01:13:30,250
You know who truly believed in you
to make all this happen?

1403
01:13:30,250 --> 01:13:32,791
That amazing little girl
right over there,

1404
01:13:35,791 --> 01:13:37,375
Can you smile for me?

1405
01:13:38,916 --> 01:13:40,291
Hi!

1406
01:13:40,291 --> 01:13:43,041
So, are these your brothers
or your sisters, or,,, ?

1407
01:13:43,041 --> 01:13:44,416
Look, Eddie,

1408
01:13:44,958 --> 01:13:48,041
all I wanna do
is have you start believing again,

1409
01:13:48,708 --> 01:13:50,666
<i>Like you once did, you know?</i>

1410
01:13:51,583 --> 01:13:53,041
<i>When eight-year-old Eddie</i>

1411
01:13:54,458 --> 01:13:58,416
<i>thought that a fishing rod
would solve all of his problems,</i>

1412
01:14:02,375 --> 01:14:04,625
You know,
things aren't so bad, Nick,

1413
01:14:05,083 --> 01:14:06,500
Things aren't so bad at all,

1414
01:14:14,166 --> 01:14:15,291
Oh, before I forget,

1415
01:14:15,291 --> 01:14:17,125
Could you give this to Harf for me?

1416
01:14:18,375 --> 01:14:21,208
- Got it,
- Tell him it's from Santa,

1417
01:14:32,208 --> 01:14:33,416
Bye, Nick!

1418
01:14:34,875 --> 01:14:38,125
You really pulled out all the stops
this year, Madam Mayor,

1419
01:14:46,833 --> 01:14:48,375
He's on the move!

1420
01:14:52,666 --> 01:14:55,000
So, my dad pressed
the reindeer clicker, right?

1421
01:14:55,000 --> 01:14:56,416
And that called the reindeer,

1422
01:14:56,416 --> 01:14:59,000
Are you getting this?
Should I start over?

1423
01:14:59,000 --> 01:15:01,916
Everything you need to know
about the crooked congressman

1424
01:15:01,916 --> 01:15:04,791
and his three stooges
is on there, alright?

1425
01:15:04,791 --> 01:15:07,333
Harf, before you go,,,

1426
01:15:07,333 --> 01:15:09,791
- He wanted you to have this,
- What is it?

1427
01:15:10,500 --> 01:15:12,916
- Guess you gotta open it and see,

1428
01:15:15,541 --> 01:15:17,583
No,,, No,,,

1429
01:15:17,583 --> 01:15:20,500
Action Arthur! Action Arthur!

1430
01:15:21,458 --> 01:15:22,958
I'm a good boy now!

1431
01:15:22,958 --> 01:15:25,625
- Hi-yah! Hi-yah!
- Yeah, okay,,,

1432
01:15:25,625 --> 01:15:28,125
- Get him in,
- Action Arthur, officer!

1433
01:15:28,125 --> 01:15:30,166
Action Arthur,

1434
01:15:30,166 --> 01:15:32,208
Maybe he really was Santa,

1435
01:15:32,208 --> 01:15:34,375
I told you the entire time,

1436
01:15:34,375 --> 01:15:36,500
He's magic!

1437
01:15:36,500 --> 01:15:38,375
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

1438
01:15:39,583 --> 01:15:43,333
Aren't you guys a little old
to be believing in Santa Claus?

1439
01:15:43,333 --> 01:15:45,083
I'm 42,

1440
01:15:51,541 --> 01:15:54,875
Hello? Nick! You okay?

1441
01:15:56,583 --> 01:15:57,958
You got it, brother,

1442
01:15:59,875 --> 01:16:02,333
We are back, people! We are back!

1443
01:16:06,458 --> 01:16:08,291
Merry Christmas!

1444
01:16:09,000 --> 01:16:11,958
One, two, three,,,
We saved Christmas!

1445
01:16:12,666 --> 01:16:13,958
Alright, let's roll,

1446
01:16:13,958 --> 01:16:15,458
Time to keep on trucking,

1447
01:16:33,458 --> 01:16:35,625
It's okay, Dad, you'll do great,

1448
01:16:44,541 --> 01:16:46,000
Are you okay? Oh!

1449
01:16:46,625 --> 01:16:50,000
- I'm fine, we had the best night,
- Where were you?

1450
01:16:50,458 --> 01:16:53,708
I know you're not gonna believe me,
but we were with Santa Claus,

1451
01:16:53,708 --> 01:16:56,916
Okay, you know what, Eddie?
Now is not the time to mess with me,

1452
01:16:56,916 --> 01:16:59,500
No, no, baby, we were,
We were with Santa Claus,

1453
01:16:59,500 --> 01:17:02,208
I promise, Charlotte,
you gonna leave me out to dry?

1454
01:17:02,208 --> 01:17:05,000
- Back me up,
- Mom, Dad's telling the truth,

1455
01:17:05,000 --> 01:17:06,083
We were!

1456
01:17:06,083 --> 01:17:08,125
Now you've enlisted
our 8-year-old daughter

1457
01:17:08,125 --> 01:17:09,666
to go along with your shenanigans?

1458
01:17:09,666 --> 01:17:11,916
No, I would never do that,
I'm telling you,

1459
01:17:11,916 --> 01:17:14,000
Just listen for a second,

1460
01:17:16,250 --> 01:17:17,250
What was that?

1461
01:17:21,416 --> 01:17:22,791
What are y'all looking at?

1462
01:17:26,666 --> 01:17:28,375
What are you doing here?

1463
01:17:28,375 --> 01:17:32,583
See, I knew your story wouldn't fly,
so, I decided to help you out a bit,

1464
01:17:32,583 --> 01:17:34,958
Yeah, it crashed right into the ocean,

1465
01:17:34,958 --> 01:17:36,916
- Hi,
- Hi,

1466
01:17:36,916 --> 01:17:39,333
You're the Santa Claus,,,

1467
01:17:39,333 --> 01:17:41,958
Yes, I am The Santa Claus,

1468
01:17:42,750 --> 01:17:44,916
Okay, well,,,

1469
01:17:44,916 --> 01:17:47,083
What's up with the hombre beard?

1470
01:17:47,083 --> 01:17:50,291
He dyed it because of his midlife crisis,

1471
01:17:51,083 --> 01:17:53,625
You, you,,,
This is all quite unbelievable,

1472
01:17:53,625 --> 01:17:55,750
You know what's unbelievable?

1473
01:17:56,291 --> 01:17:58,916
The look on your seven-year-old face

1474
01:17:58,916 --> 01:18:03,208
when you got
your Mr, and Mrs, Seahorse family playset,

1475
01:18:03,958 --> 01:18:06,208
You were so excited to have that,

1476
01:18:06,208 --> 01:18:08,625
You didn't think
you'd get a gift that year because,,,

1477
01:18:08,625 --> 01:18:10,750
My dad had lost his job,

1478
01:18:12,416 --> 01:18:14,833
I don't remember telling you about that,

1479
01:18:14,833 --> 01:18:16,708
You didn't, that's what I'm saying,

1480
01:18:16,708 --> 01:18:18,916
This is what I've been
dealing with all night,

1481
01:18:19,625 --> 01:18:21,541
Okay, goodnight,

1482
01:18:21,541 --> 01:18:23,458
Wait, don't leave just yet,

1483
01:18:23,458 --> 01:18:26,875
Eddie here has something
he wants to tell you,

1484
01:18:26,875 --> 01:18:30,166
- I do?
-  He knows what you are thinking,

1485
01:18:30,166 --> 01:18:32,708
I know what you're thinking,
so you gonna say it,

1486
01:18:32,708 --> 01:18:33,791
You gonna say it,

1487
01:18:33,791 --> 01:18:35,375
- Yes, I do, I do,
- He does,

1488
01:18:35,375 --> 01:18:38,583
- There you go, go ahead, do your thing,
- I,,, I'm going,

1489
01:18:38,583 --> 01:18:40,708
Okay, gimme some space,

1490
01:18:40,708 --> 01:18:41,916
Okay,

1491
01:18:45,041 --> 01:18:46,750
- Allison,,,
- Allison,,,

1492
01:18:48,166 --> 01:18:49,541
You know something?

1493
01:18:50,333 --> 01:18:51,458
I'll be over here,

1494
01:18:55,125 --> 01:18:58,041
Allison, I think I've always been afraid,

1495
01:18:58,041 --> 01:19:01,958
Ever since I was eight years old,
I've been terrified

1496
01:19:01,958 --> 01:19:04,625
because on Christmas,
my parents split up,

1497
01:19:05,125 --> 01:19:08,416
So, when Charlotte turned eight,
it just all came flooding back,

1498
01:19:08,916 --> 01:19:11,791
And I figured it's safer to,
as you say, detach,

1499
01:19:13,000 --> 01:19:15,208
But that's not being safe, I know,

1500
01:19:15,708 --> 01:19:17,208
That's just being afraid,

1501
01:19:19,083 --> 01:19:22,041
Now I realize
none of that makes any sense,

1502
01:19:22,458 --> 01:19:25,875
Not when you have something
that you really believe in,

1503
01:19:26,416 --> 01:19:29,208
And for me, that's you,

1504
01:19:31,916 --> 01:19:33,791
And my beautiful daughter, Charlotte,

1505
01:19:36,541 --> 01:19:38,583
I guess what I'm trying to say is that

1506
01:19:39,125 --> 01:19:41,041
you two are my Christmas,

1507
01:19:42,416 --> 01:19:43,708
Every day of the year,

1508
01:19:44,541 --> 01:19:45,750
And I love you,

1509
01:19:48,750 --> 01:19:51,458
It took your buddy, Santa,
to help you figure out all of this?

1510
01:19:52,208 --> 01:19:55,375
He did a little bit, yes,
I'll give him a little credit,

1511
01:19:56,208 --> 01:19:58,708
Man, you gonna make me cry,

1512
01:20:03,458 --> 01:20:04,791
So, what did you think?

1513
01:20:05,708 --> 01:20:06,916
About what I said?

1514
01:20:10,333 --> 01:20:11,333
I think,,,

1515
01:20:13,833 --> 01:20:15,666
- It was alright,
-  What?

1516
01:20:16,333 --> 01:20:18,708
I think I like it,

1517
01:20:23,500 --> 01:20:26,125
Santa, why is your bag moving?

1518
01:20:27,500 --> 01:20:30,000
I'm glad you asked,
I got a surprise for you,

1519
01:20:30,958 --> 01:20:33,541
Say hello to Bulldozer,

1520
01:20:35,750 --> 01:20:36,958
No,

1521
01:20:36,958 --> 01:20:38,375
No, no, no,

1522
01:20:38,375 --> 01:20:40,083
Hello, Bulldozer,

1523
01:20:40,083 --> 01:20:42,083
No, no, we do not need a dog, okay?

1524
01:20:42,083 --> 01:20:43,500
Yes we do,

1525
01:20:43,500 --> 01:20:45,250
We need a dog,

1526
01:20:47,250 --> 01:20:50,250
If I'd known 30 years ago,
we could've saved your dad,,,

1527
01:20:50,250 --> 01:20:52,416
I'm so glad you agree, baby,

1528
01:20:55,000 --> 01:20:56,041
Charlotte, look,

1529
01:21:00,208 --> 01:21:01,833
Christmas magic,

1530
01:21:02,708 --> 01:21:04,041
You're the man, Santa,

1531
01:21:10,791 --> 01:21:13,291
Look at this big boy,

1532
01:21:13,833 --> 01:21:15,041
My work here is done,

1533
01:21:18,500 --> 01:21:19,625
Thank you,

1534
01:21:24,458 --> 01:21:25,750
Alright, Garricks,

1535
01:21:27,125 --> 01:21:28,416
Have a Merry Christmas,

1536
01:21:31,708 --> 01:21:32,750
- Whoa,
- Whoa,

1537
01:21:40,500 --> 01:21:42,125
Are we expecting someone else?

1538
01:21:45,458 --> 01:21:48,583
Hey, guys, you wanna come in
and meet Bulldozer?

1539
01:21:49,083 --> 01:21:51,208
-  Absolutely,
-  Absolutely,

1540
01:21:51,208 --> 01:21:52,625
Look, oh my,,,

1541
01:21:55,208 --> 01:21:58,291
Alright, ladies,
we got a long night to go,

1542
01:21:58,291 --> 01:22:00,583
And a lot of catching up to do,

1543
01:22:16,083 --> 01:22:17,166
Santa!

1544
01:22:21,458 --> 01:22:22,458
Bye, Santa!

1545
01:22:49,625 --> 01:22:51,708
<i>♪ Your beard's as white as snow ♪</i>

1546
01:22:52,250 --> 01:22:54,333
<i>♪ Your gifts can warm the cold ♪</i>

1547
01:22:54,833 --> 01:23:01,166
<i>♪ You know everything I need
You're alright, you're alright with me ♪</i>

1548
01:23:02,791 --> 01:23:06,791
<i>♪ Santa, you're alright
You're alright with me ♪</i>

1549
01:23:08,041 --> 01:23:09,541
<i>♪ Santa, you're alright ♪</i>

1550
01:23:10,875 --> 01:23:16,250
<i>♪ Making sure your list is right
Flying through the freezing night ♪</i>

1551
01:23:16,250 --> 01:23:19,083
<i>♪ Before the smiles come morning time ♪</i>

1552
01:23:19,083 --> 01:23:23,750
<i>♪ Santa, you're alright
You're alright with me ♪</i>

1553
01:23:24,625 --> 01:23:28,583
<i>♪ Santa, you're alright,
you're alright with me ♪</i>

1554
01:23:30,000 --> 01:23:33,916
<i>♪ Santa, you're alright,
you're alright with me ♪</i>

1555
01:23:34,458 --> 01:23:37,458
<i>♪ You made me believe again ♪</i>

1556
01:23:39,750 --> 01:23:42,875
<i>♪ I feel like a kid again ♪</i>

1557
01:23:44,291 --> 01:23:48,416
<i>♪ Yeah, you made me believe again ♪</i>

1558
01:23:50,750 --> 01:23:54,500
<i>♪ Oh, I feel like a kid again ♪</i>

1559
01:23:55,125 --> 01:23:59,791
<i>♪ Your beard's as white as snow
Your gifts can warm the cold ♪</i>

1560
01:24:00,666 --> 01:24:07,333
<i>♪ You know everything I need
You're alright, you're alright with me ♪</i>

1561
01:24:08,166 --> 01:24:09,875
<i>♪ Alright with me ♪</i>

1562
01:24:10,708 --> 01:24:14,958
<i>♪ Santa, you're alright,
you're alright with me ♪</i>

1563
01:24:17,000 --> 01:24:21,833
<i>♪ Making sure your list is right
Flying through the freezing night ♪</i>

1564
01:24:21,833 --> 01:24:24,458
<i>♪ Before the smiles come morning time ♪</i>

1565
01:24:24,458 --> 01:24:28,416
<i>♪ Ooh, you're alright
You're alright with me ♪</i>

1566
01:24:29,250 --> 01:24:31,916
<i>♪ You're alright with me ♪</i>

1567
01:24:32,791 --> 01:24:37,583
<i>♪ Santa, you're alright
You're alright with me ♪</i>

1568
01:24:39,958 --> 01:24:42,875
<i>♪ You made me believe again ♪</i>

1569
01:24:45,666 --> 01:24:48,875
<i>♪ I feel like a kid again ♪</i>

1570
01:24:50,958 --> 01:24:53,958
<i>♪ You made me believe again ♪</i>

1571
01:24:56,458 --> 01:25:01,666
<i>♪ I feel like a kid again
Oh, Santa, you're alright ♪</i>

1572
01:25:02,666 --> 01:25:04,833
<i>♪ You're alright with me ♪</i>

1573
01:25:05,291 --> 01:25:09,458
<i>♪ Whoo</i>, <i>Santa, you're alright
You're alright with me ♪</i>

1574
01:25:10,541 --> 01:25:12,916
<i>♪ Santa, you're alright ♪</i>

1575
01:25:13,500 --> 01:25:16,291
<i>♪ Santa, you're alright with me ♪</i>

1576
01:25:16,291 --> 01:25:18,958
<i>♪ Oh, Santa, you're alright ♪</i>

1577
01:25:18,958 --> 01:25:22,208
<i>♪ You're alright with me, ow! ♪</i>